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  Bangkok, Thailand
Friday, June 9, 2006

OK this topic was the inevitable for my trip to Thailand. The Thai Ladyboys!! I just did not think I would address it on my 3rd day? For those of you who do not know what a LADY-BOY is figure it out! So here is the situation. My sleep pattern is all messed up from the LONG flight. I am still on North America time and heat is hard to get used to. So I ended up getting up this morning sometime around 5 A.M. I am a firm believer of nothing "worth wild" happens before mid-day that is worth getting up for! But I said what the hell I am not going to sleep anymore so let me give this early morning stuff a try. So I grabbed the camera and headed out to the street. In comparison to during the day the streets are calm and peaceful at that time. There were shoeless monks roaming the streets, street cleaners, taxi drivers looking for an early morning score,vendors setting up for the day,etc. At 8 A.M. everyone no matter what they are doing stop and stand t atteniton for the national anthem. The only thing different here then any other street in the country is that I am staying in the tourist ghetto of Bangkok. It is overrun with obnoxious loud foreigners. At this time in the morning there were still lingering hoards of drunk tourist. Most of which were making desperate last minute attempts at any thing that looked like a lady! The "Sex Industry" here is a whole different issue but for the sake of this story and time I will discuss that latter. I saw one group that was being really rowdy surrounded by a group of lady boys. So I decided to grab some food and have a seat across the street and watch it go down. The guys were obviously drunk. I thought for sure that they did not realize that these were no "ladies." They are tricky. Some lady boys are really cute. Wait did I just type that? My editor will erase that latter! Moving on.......... There was about 4 guys (English I am happy to add) surrounded by about 10 lady boys. The lady boys kept trying to get my attention because they saw I was interested in what was going on. I really wanted to get some pics. One of the guys called me over. I said after I am done eating. I did not want to eat my food around this bunch. The English I mean! I finished my food and made my way over. One of the English guys was ka-nood-ol-ing on one of the lady boys or what we all suspected was a lady boy. This was the raunchiest group of people I have ever been around. Believe me this is a big statement I am from the South we have "sorority girls." The short time I was around this group I saw one pull another ones hair, one take off her high heal and threaten another one with it(Jerry Springer style,) one kept showing us "its" for a lack of better term "winky" (people please do not ask me about this! It was one of those gross "life" things that we do not wanna see but cannot look away -like looking at your own poop?)And that was not the most intreaging part of it all! One lady boy squirted milk out of its "man nipple." People this is all happening at a breakfast cafe on the middle of the street at 7 A.M.!?! Getting back to the "Lactating Titt" can someone please tell me how this is earthly possible? I think what ever "innocence" I had left in me was lost this morning at that table! Welcome Lil' Johnny Nomad to the wonderful world of South East Asia and LADY BOYS!

Baffled By It ALL -Johny Nomad

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