It wasn't over when the Germans bombed PearlHarbor

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Log in the 12,585 miles of frequent flyer points momma because I am here! I am writing this from Bangkok, Thailand. The craziest thing is going on here? There are Asian people everywhere!!! The 23 hour long trip was uneventful. Lots of napping, peanut snacking, and over indulging on free soft drinks! Of course I waited until the last minute to leave for the airport? So I was almost at a sprint trying to make my flight. They were giving me a hard time about trying to fly in with a one way ticket. So I had to buy a one way return $1281 ticket home (refundable of course.) I was amused by one of the stipulations mentioned for entry into this country. The Thai government denies entry to people looking like "Hippies." That actually is mentioned on the computer at the airport. I was blown away! Like any decent minded American the first thing that came to my mind was what about David Allan Coe! He claims to be a "long haired redneck" would he be granted entry into Thailand?

OK I want to speak to whoever is in control here! Where in the hell did my 12 hours go? At some point in my journey I crossed the "International Date Line" and lost an entire day of my life. That kind stuff just upsets me. I am going to make an entire circle of the world this year so I will never get that 12 hours back? Actually I will just lose more hours! If anyone knows who I have to contact to see about getting this taken care of and getting my hours back I would greatly appreciate! My time is valuable I cannot just be giving it away!

I have been here less then 24 hours but I have yet to see a Ninja? My travel agent promised me Ninjas! So Dam it I am not leaving this continent until I see one. I am not giving them any credit until I meet one in real person. Anyway the only reason Ninjas exist is because Pirates allow them!

Less we forger that Jack Talk Thai! Jack talks Thai real well!!

It is HOT as balls here so I got to go and see what is out there. Till Next time.............We all worship the sun but fall at the mercy of the rain! -j No
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jbaham2
jbaham2 on Jun 8, 2006 at 01:05AM

nice quote...
I like the quote about 'worshipping the the sun...' Where did it come from? Also, I agree that ninjas exist b/c pirates allow them. You see any pirates snag a picture for me. Later,

Baham

johnnynomad
johnnynomad on Jun 10, 2006 at 05:01AM

Re: nice quote...
Hey buddy. I do not even know where I come up with this stuf? I make most of it up to entertain my self. Life is good, the weather is nice, the girls are pretty! Keep on reading and keep it real -Johnny Nomad

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