A Soapy Tale
Trip Start
Jan 28, 2008
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Trip End
Sep 18, 2008
A Soapy Tale
Our accommodation in Kyoto at the Toji Guesthouse was primitive. It didn't have hot water or a bathroom. Both the guests and the live-in staff had to bathe at the local public bathing house, a block away. This was my first experience using a public bathing facility, and it warranted an entire entry by itself!
The first night we arrived in Kyoto late after flying from Tokyo to Osaka and then bussing it to Kyoto. We then walked with our packs 20 minutes in some chilly weather to our warm, but fairly dirty and crowded guesthouse. Luckily (?) the bath house stayed open until midnight. Nervous, Cameron and I set out through some dark streets to find the baths. Cameron had tried to give me some idea of what I was about to experience, but obviously it was a bit hard since he'd only been in the male area
We paid our 100 Yen each and were given plastic buckets. "Hmm, I thought..." Well, I don't fit in it, so it must be used to carry things. I said goodbye to Cam, and we arranged a meeting time in about 45 minutes. Later we realised you could just yell over the wall. In the women's change room I asked two younger Asian girls some questions like "where do I hang my towel and clothes?". I figured I'd never see them again so shouldn't be embarrassed. (It turned out they were my Korean dorm buddies for the night!).
Butt naked, with a tea-towel over my shoulder and holding my little plastic toiletries bucket I headed through to the bath area, and tried to look cool. It was a bit hard considering I stood out like a sore thumb. I just thank God that I'm not blonde. There were four rows of knee-high mirrors, long enough to have 2 shower hose-roses installed in a concrete block either side of the mirror. Several women were squatting or sitting on low green plastic stools in front of a shower hose-rose. The water was really hot which helped me thaw out quickly. I did my best to copy what I was seeing. You had to wet yourself, then turn off the water. Get yourself all soapy...and don't be shy about scrubbing everywhere by the way. You could rinse off, and squeeze a few pimples using your mirror, shave your legs and armpits, or wash your hair. Once your felt truly clean, you got to jump in a selection of really really really hot spa-type baths, which had instruction signs, but only in Japanese, so I had no idea if there was a particular order of use which would help me be the most relaxed or beautiful! Being a newbie, I chose to sit in just one and relax my aching muscles. (We'd done a lot of walking in 3 days). So what had started as a nerve racking experience I quite enjoyed.
The next night we looked forward to our baths after a freezing day of touring around temples in light snow. I felt more expert, and was planning to wash my hair tonight. I even thought I'd brave the different spas. There was a green tinged bath, and I tried to ask the Japanese women whether it was seaweed flavour or midori, but no one understood me. It didn't taste like either. I tried another spa, just dipping my hand in, and it was freezing. I figured out you were suppose to just splash yourself a bit to be envigourated after taking a sauna. I felt a bit like Goldilocks, because there was a third spa bath which I tried. However, it was not just right. In fact, I got some sort of electric shock from it, all the way from my toes to my stomach. Horrified that I couldv'e just been fried, I went back to my favourite 'normal' spa. I found out later from Satoshi's girlfriend Jane that that third spa had a low electric pulse for massage running through it, but that the instructions said that if you had body-piercings you shouldn't use it because it would channel the charge! Oops.
On the third night I was having no problems navigating my way around the bathing area and change room. I even knew it was 20 yen cents to use the public hair dryer, but that you needed it twice. I was enjoying watching what was going on around me too. There was a mother with her primary aged daughter and new born hanging out in a spa. I wondered how the baby didn't cry in such hot water, but Cameron figured it was because the mum had probably used the spa the whole time she was pregnant and the baby got used to it. The daughter's job was to run between the hot and cold spa to get a washer to wipe her baby sibling's face. There were many old, wrinkly Japanese women too, with skin sagging over boney hips and ribs.
Cameron's experience over in the male section each night had also been progressing. This third night, he actually fell off his plastic stool. But, true to Japanese culture, no one even cracked a smile. This reminds me that I also could hear the men's side each night, and one thing that seems to transcend all cultures is that men are gross. They made gagging, snorting and burping sounds all night. And smoked.
My last night to the public bath house I really wanted to take a photo. Unfortunately, none of the women using it that night spoke even a little English. I thought I would have a bath first then hopefully I would seem like 'one of the gang', and take a photo before getting dressed. When I took my camera out one middle aged woman said 'no'. So, I waited for her to leave, as well as most of the other women. I dried my hair really slowly so as not to look suspicious. Finally, I took a photo of the half of the bath house where there were no women, but the stupid auto-flash went off. The only women in the washing area absolutely cracked the shits. I showed her the digital camera screen to try and demonstrate that there was no people in the photo. However, I think she was a bit of a control freak with her response. An old woman sitting in the change room next door just laughed when I showed her the photo, and the bath house staff lady didn't mind either. Phew!
Overall, I'd have to say going to the bath was one of my favourite Japanese experiences, because it was so different from anything I'd done before, and a bit of a personal challenge too. It's not every day you get to shower with strangers. I also found it refreshing to see that a bunch of women (and some kiddies) could just chill out together, butt naked, and enjoy the simple pleasure of getting clean. It was nice to see lots of different shaped bodies - no super models or airbrushed figures in sight. It actually made me feel quite happy about myself self-image. Wouldn't it be great if adolescent Western girls could all have this type of reality check?
Toilet Tales
On the subject of bathrooms, toilet trips in Japan were also up there on my favourite list. Each location had something unique. I don't have the energy or time to write a story, but here are the main points:
1. The first toilet I used in Tokyo was HEATED! I actually yelped out loud 'omigod' when I sat down. It was 10 times better than going to the toilet after someone else has heated it for you.
2. Many toilets had a control panel down the side with options for (a) toilet flush (b) bottom wash and (c) acoustic soundtracks to hide the toilet noises. One even had a counter on it that let me know I was the 14700th something visitor.
3. Sometimes finding the secret auto flush panel was tricky.
4. The hand basins were also designed by a superior intelligence, and often I found it hard to figure out how to turn on the tap or squirt the liquid soap out.
Our accommodation in Kyoto at the Toji Guesthouse was primitive. It didn't have hot water or a bathroom. Both the guests and the live-in staff had to bathe at the local public bathing house, a block away. This was my first experience using a public bathing facility, and it warranted an entire entry by itself!
The first night we arrived in Kyoto late after flying from Tokyo to Osaka and then bussing it to Kyoto. We then walked with our packs 20 minutes in some chilly weather to our warm, but fairly dirty and crowded guesthouse. Luckily (?) the bath house stayed open until midnight. Nervous, Cameron and I set out through some dark streets to find the baths. Cameron had tried to give me some idea of what I was about to experience, but obviously it was a bit hard since he'd only been in the male area
The public bath house (part of)
. We paid our 100 Yen each and were given plastic buckets. "Hmm, I thought..." Well, I don't fit in it, so it must be used to carry things. I said goodbye to Cam, and we arranged a meeting time in about 45 minutes. Later we realised you could just yell over the wall. In the women's change room I asked two younger Asian girls some questions like "where do I hang my towel and clothes?". I figured I'd never see them again so shouldn't be embarrassed. (It turned out they were my Korean dorm buddies for the night!).
Butt naked, with a tea-towel over my shoulder and holding my little plastic toiletries bucket I headed through to the bath area, and tried to look cool. It was a bit hard considering I stood out like a sore thumb. I just thank God that I'm not blonde. There were four rows of knee-high mirrors, long enough to have 2 shower hose-roses installed in a concrete block either side of the mirror. Several women were squatting or sitting on low green plastic stools in front of a shower hose-rose. The water was really hot which helped me thaw out quickly. I did my best to copy what I was seeing. You had to wet yourself, then turn off the water. Get yourself all soapy...and don't be shy about scrubbing everywhere by the way. You could rinse off, and squeeze a few pimples using your mirror, shave your legs and armpits, or wash your hair. Once your felt truly clean, you got to jump in a selection of really really really hot spa-type baths, which had instruction signs, but only in Japanese, so I had no idea if there was a particular order of use which would help me be the most relaxed or beautiful! Being a newbie, I chose to sit in just one and relax my aching muscles. (We'd done a lot of walking in 3 days). So what had started as a nerve racking experience I quite enjoyed.
The next night we looked forward to our baths after a freezing day of touring around temples in light snow. I felt more expert, and was planning to wash my hair tonight. I even thought I'd brave the different spas. There was a green tinged bath, and I tried to ask the Japanese women whether it was seaweed flavour or midori, but no one understood me. It didn't taste like either. I tried another spa, just dipping my hand in, and it was freezing. I figured out you were suppose to just splash yourself a bit to be envigourated after taking a sauna. I felt a bit like Goldilocks, because there was a third spa bath which I tried. However, it was not just right. In fact, I got some sort of electric shock from it, all the way from my toes to my stomach. Horrified that I couldv'e just been fried, I went back to my favourite 'normal' spa. I found out later from Satoshi's girlfriend Jane that that third spa had a low electric pulse for massage running through it, but that the instructions said that if you had body-piercings you shouldn't use it because it would channel the charge! Oops.
On the third night I was having no problems navigating my way around the bathing area and change room. I even knew it was 20 yen cents to use the public hair dryer, but that you needed it twice. I was enjoying watching what was going on around me too. There was a mother with her primary aged daughter and new born hanging out in a spa. I wondered how the baby didn't cry in such hot water, but Cameron figured it was because the mum had probably used the spa the whole time she was pregnant and the baby got used to it. The daughter's job was to run between the hot and cold spa to get a washer to wipe her baby sibling's face. There were many old, wrinkly Japanese women too, with skin sagging over boney hips and ribs.
Cameron's experience over in the male section each night had also been progressing. This third night, he actually fell off his plastic stool. But, true to Japanese culture, no one even cracked a smile. This reminds me that I also could hear the men's side each night, and one thing that seems to transcend all cultures is that men are gross. They made gagging, snorting and burping sounds all night. And smoked.
My last night to the public bath house I really wanted to take a photo. Unfortunately, none of the women using it that night spoke even a little English. I thought I would have a bath first then hopefully I would seem like 'one of the gang', and take a photo before getting dressed. When I took my camera out one middle aged woman said 'no'. So, I waited for her to leave, as well as most of the other women. I dried my hair really slowly so as not to look suspicious. Finally, I took a photo of the half of the bath house where there were no women, but the stupid auto-flash went off. The only women in the washing area absolutely cracked the shits. I showed her the digital camera screen to try and demonstrate that there was no people in the photo. However, I think she was a bit of a control freak with her response. An old woman sitting in the change room next door just laughed when I showed her the photo, and the bath house staff lady didn't mind either. Phew!
Overall, I'd have to say going to the bath was one of my favourite Japanese experiences, because it was so different from anything I'd done before, and a bit of a personal challenge too. It's not every day you get to shower with strangers. I also found it refreshing to see that a bunch of women (and some kiddies) could just chill out together, butt naked, and enjoy the simple pleasure of getting clean. It was nice to see lots of different shaped bodies - no super models or airbrushed figures in sight. It actually made me feel quite happy about myself self-image. Wouldn't it be great if adolescent Western girls could all have this type of reality check?
Toilet Tales
On the subject of bathrooms, toilet trips in Japan were also up there on my favourite list. Each location had something unique. I don't have the energy or time to write a story, but here are the main points:
1. The first toilet I used in Tokyo was HEATED! I actually yelped out loud 'omigod' when I sat down. It was 10 times better than going to the toilet after someone else has heated it for you.
2. Many toilets had a control panel down the side with options for (a) toilet flush (b) bottom wash and (c) acoustic soundtracks to hide the toilet noises. One even had a counter on it that let me know I was the 14700th something visitor.
3. Sometimes finding the secret auto flush panel was tricky.
4. The hand basins were also designed by a superior intelligence, and often I found it hard to figure out how to turn on the tap or squirt the liquid soap out.




Comments
Love it
Hi Jill and Cam,
I love living through your experiences! Keep up the great commentaries :) Sounds like fun so far!
Tina
well done for braving the japanese public bath
hi jill and cam ... your efforts to live like the japanese folk are amazing. I can just imagine your OH NO cringe moment when you came to the 'dwarf' showers and realised what you had to do to get clean. I bet the Japanese ladies were secretly amused by you jill when you tried out the 'electic shock' spa bath. So were there any places to hang your towel?. I'm giving Grandma a printout so she can enjoy your adventure too.
Great reading
Loved reading your news. Amazed things still the same in Japan tho I must say that when Bronte and I went bathing the Japanese ladies left. Didn't like foreigners around. Also toilet info brought lots of laughs. The sound of running water always worked a treat even if we only thought of going because the toilets were clean which surprisingly was not always the case. In the midst of planning our trip and excited about Portugal. Ray about to book your ticket. All's well here. nan sending you email addresses. Love to you both. Festival sounded great. Good planning Cameron. Thinking of you in Egypt. L J&R
There's something in the water.....
Loved reading your Japanese tales and knowing that you liked it sufficiently to entertain a return visit Jill. A liking of Japan seems to be a bit of a common theme in the Neyland house. Nori and I will definitely head back at some stage, so you'll always have somewhere to stay if we are there.
Thanks for the postcard. I translated for Nori, though he was surprised that you stopped at 2 things that Japan did better!!
The festival in Kyoto sounded great. Great timing - there's nothing like experiencing a local festival.
Be careful of the flight deck panel (as we often referred to them) on the toilets, as you never know where the water will come from.
Hope you managed to develop your best strut for the bath house. With those miniature towels you knew that not much could be hidden, so we always figured it was best to be proud and walk confidently!
Enjoy the rest of your time. I can't wait for my 5 day work trip there at the end of March. I'm already starting my list of things I want to do...
Off to India for work on 20 Feb and back on 1 March. Then off to NZ on 14 March.
Love Bronte and Nori
Japanese delights
Hey Jill, being the technophobe that i am it has taken me a while to work out how to navigate this site. Your trip sounds absolutely brilliant thus far. Had to laugh at your japanese bathing experience. My cousin lived in japan for a few years and has told me all about it. One time she went this american girl was shaving her pubic hair into the shape of a love heart.....so i was glad to hear that you just stuck to electrocuting yourself.
thanks for the BDay msg
Hey Jill and Cam, thank you for the birthday msg, i tried to msg you back, but my phone is silly. Your adventures sound amazing!! Mum msged me today, I hope everything sorts out.. Keep writing, hopefully i will learn a few things to help me through when i go!! Love you!
love japan
hi miss,
great to hear about your japan experiences and that you had a wonderful time.. I love the crazy things you find in that country. when i was there, every toilet was so different you almost needed an instruction manual for how to flush. the spas are great too. like you, i found the whole experience very educational :)
cant wait to go back!
xx
Lol yeah going that first time with strangers is so weird... I wasnīt as game as you guys, I had to be pretty much tricked into to going so I was pretty surprised when I poked my head in and saw a hundred naked men in front of me lol. Even weirder though was when I went with people I knew! I went with my school mates on camp, but it turned out not to be akward at all... and we had fun throwing snow balls at eachother naked in the outside bath section trying to keep our little towels firmly covering our bits and peices and then jumping back into the steaming water!
I agree completely! Itīs very character building... donīt know if we could ever get it to take off in Australia though.