Bloody forts.

Trip Start Mar 07, 2009
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Trip End Sep 04, 2009


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Flag of India  , Rajasthan,
Friday, March 13, 2009

hi all! right, this time we are a little tired of forts. we visited the 5th today. 5. i dnt care about its name and im not sure it was ever used for anything because if there were fights using them why are they all still pristine after 400 years. ive done more damage to our house in an hour than any enemy did to these forts in 4 centuries!!! im sorry mum and dad im sure your very disapointed in me but giant ancient buildings only have so many tricks up their sleeves. sit and stay and as their occupants worked out they dont need anyone to tell them to do that so why bother.

on the upside we did get to ride an elephant today which was cool, especially because we got A. the biggest bull elephant i have ever seen and B. collin mcrae driving!!! we started 3rd and finished the trek a good 10 minutes before anyone else!!

we saw two snake charmers today and were told that the cobras wer doped and de-fang which kinda took the edge off their party trick. but then one of the snakes decided to go for one of them and got him (although it didnt hurt because, as i mentioned they are defanged, it still scared the crap out of him!!!)

when we got home jaya was tired so she went to sleep and i went for a walk down the main street in search of food that wasnt the pineapple or coconut jaya had just bought from the market man! however once i got back i found that the monkeys wer at it again guarding the door in which me n Jaya were sleeping. but this time there was already a woman screaming because sum1 had left the door unlocked and there was one cornered inside getting very mad. this time i picked up the stick and the monkeys gave me a 10ft radius then the guy from the hotel came again and chased yhe one that was stuvck inside away.

*** for all u people saying im a wuss, these monkies are bloody scary! they'r like tiny unreasonable and lawless people who dont like me!!! they also have tetanous and occasionally rabies (which we didnt get shots for!) so that monkies -0 humans -2. ***

then we woke up jaya (who was again extremely upset no1 told her monkeys were around) and went to the cinema to watch the delhi 6. it was an alryt film other tham the awful english rao in the middle, nerly bit off my knuckles it was soo awkward. but amitahb buchan rescued it.

then Jaya felt too sick to go to dinner and so i went with the rest of the party (after seeing her to the room) i ate the chicken and then got back and she told me she thought it was the chicken... to be continued...
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