Don't go to Guangzhou

Trip Start May 30, 2005
Trip End Sep 30, 2006

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Monday, July 25, 2005

Don't go to Guangzhou,
I'm give this advice bro,
It got on my nerves,
I wish I'd given it some swerves.

It had a big river,
It thinks it's so clever,
But I know it's crap,
Even with a good map.

We went for two days,
Without much to gaze,
I stayed in my bed,
And just read and read.

It did have a fun fair,
But it was hard to get there,
Its ghost house was good,
A masked demon in hood.

We tasted some dim sum,
Which felt good in my tum tum,
If I ate it daily,
The I'd skip around gaily

Its the capital of Canton,
That you can bet on,
It's certainally not a hit,
In fact it's a bit sht.

Don't go to Guangzhou,
I'm telling you again bro,
Head to Hong Kong,
It'd make a better song.
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