The Return to the Sea
Trip Start Nov 20, 2006
16Trip End Apr 10, 2009
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Late next week I am going spearfishing with one of the best spearfisherman in the world. Between him and his sons they have won countless international competitions and hold or have held just as many records. He can dive to over 100 feet (without gear other than mask and fins and wetsuit) and then shoot a fish as big as 150 pounds then drag it to the surface, stab it in the head and throw it in the boat. To say the least I was rather impressed when i watched his videos of this. He happens to be one of the friendliest people I have ever met and he seems to be willing to take me under his wing and show me how to kill fish with a speargun.
I've come up with a new theory of evolution...well not new, just definetly true.
Fish evolved into bigger fish.
Bigger fish evolved into fish-dogs.
Fish dogs evolved into dog-dogs.
Dog-dogs evolved into goats.
Goats evolved into monkeys.
Monkeys evolved into creepy smart monkeys with three heads and lasers.
The creepy smart monkeys died out but then the original monkeys evolved into Americans.
Americans evolved into Canadians.
I've decided to take up spear fishing and return to the ocean.
The Fish-dog decendant is back and hes mad as hell.
So wish me luck in my spear fishing endeavour. I dont think we will be in rediculously deep water but who knows. The guy im with ahs killed a 13 foot tiger shark with his spear gun. I'm in good hands. Soon I will control the seas and all the coast of Australia will bow down to me. And my good mule Kyle.