Bye Bye Brazil!
Trip Start Oct 02, 2005
103Trip End Sep 28, 2006
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The women here are amazing looking - altho there are some scarey looking aul dolls with the knockers out down on Coppacabanna (you know where music and passion are always in fashion - apparently!)- lots of "Peedo's in Speedo's" as well and its horrendous - dont know where to look somethimes! and they most definately SHOULD NOT play beach volley ball
No spiders so far - blue bee's and HUGE butterflies which believe it or not are kinda scarey!!
To be honest we been doing so much this past few days I cant really remember - we spent one day literlly doing nothing more than turning oxygen into carbon dioxide and that night the gang and I went to an all you can eat Brazilian bbq which was fantastic - all the fried cheese a girl could only dream of, also had a deep fried ´thing´- have to refer to it as thing as i´m not quite sure if it was chicken or fish! It could possibly have been a chicken of the sea or maybe even a land fish - who knows all I know is that I aint eating no land fish!!
Next day we hit Ipanema beach which is much quieter less tourists and more local people - mostly artists and surfers where we chilled out in our new wee group and drank beers - Gary went swimming - well he calls it swimming I call it getting bitch slapped by a few waves hee hee! I on the other hand opted to stay on land and managed to get sand into every single orifice in my body although I got to drink out of a coconut!
Later that night we all went out for dinner and drinks (noticing a pattern here?) and a fellow traveler from Norway met up with us long enough to tell us he was going to a masked party - he didnt know where it was or how to get there - he was to turn up at a bar at midnight nd take it from there
The shopping here is amazing ladies although its pretty expensive compared to the rest of South America but cheaper than home - we´ve spent a lot of money so far but it has been worth it we head to Sao Paulo later this afternoon to the kidnap capital of the world then we head to Buenos Aires and I cant wait to have a steak and some wine.
So to sum up : Gary describes Rio with - noisy / great asses / f**ked up language me myself I describe it as Caipirhna´s / colourful and breasts!
So six hours on some chicken bus to Sao Paulo - bring it on...............
P.S. Did I mention i couldnt get one fecking Brazil nut in Brazil! All wrong!