Im in Miami Bitch...

Trip Start Feb 01, 2011
Trip End Ongoing

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Where I stayed
Miami Beach International Traveler's Hostel
Read my review - 2/5 stars

Flag of United States  , Florida
Thursday, March 31, 2011

We were excited about staying at a hostel again, with the international feel and partying environment but we had the wrong intentions thinking that we were not going to go out until Wednesday which went completely out the window giving in with our lack of self control.
The Miami Beach Hostel had a great setup with a pool table and all inclusive meals. free brekky lunch and dinner. We strolled around south beach checking out the pubs and beach bars which were very nice and surprisingly many people for a Monday night.
Wednesday night, temptation gave in again when some hot British girls invited us out with them along with the rest of the hostel. The owners organize club crawls every night for 10 bucks VIP listed and they take you on their own bus which is a good deal considering alot of the clubs are expensive with $25 entries, 1 hour line ups and the beers are $10 each! Miami is definitely one of those "highroller" places where there are countless of beautiful women strolling around with rich old men. Its really unbelievable how many hot attractive females there are!
The Mansion nightclub was where they took us which was awesome, completely packed,chandeliers and exotic dancers in the ceiling made for sexy looking club.
Ofcoarse we all managed to lose each other for the rest of the night and i spent my time with one of the British girls and ended up going for a early morning beach walk ;)
Waking up in this hostel was the only bad thing and a major thing at that! the rooms were disgusting cramped in a 12 bed dorm with other men and no air con was not fun at all. I considered sleeping on the beach a couple of times. Fortunately enough we booked today into Santa Barbara hostel until Sunday in a 4 person room where comfort, and privacy was greatly missed. Location is perfect, being 100 metres from the beach and near the action of all the top nightclubs and the party environment is also great with plenty of foreign girls also staying here.
Today we found the energy for a beach run towards an outdoor work out area, seeing as the gyms were very expensive for day passes. The beach is exquisite, showing off its white sand, clear water and obviously the abundance of babes aswell as its topless ones :)
Fun Fact: 90% of women here have massive Tits. 50% are fake Tits. and 100% of us love this.
Fun Fact: Micka woke up in a gutter next to the lake this morning.
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