Operation red leather they said i'd never ...

OPERATION RED LEATHER.

David Leatherman

They said I'd never do it. Be a mannequin in the window

of a sex shop wearing some fetish clothes for a minimum

of fifteen minutes.

Well I was on my way to buy a montage postcard of

Koblenz to attempt Operation Grand Touristo ( see all

of the sights on the montage postcard of a city in 60

minutes) which I later failed, but I got lost on the

way.

Soon I found myself walking past a shop with marijuana

logo's all over it and just across the road was a sex

shop. Wa-hey! There was a mission waiting to happen.

I walked in and said hi to the guy. He didn't speak

much English and I don't speak much German but between

us he got the idea and began giggling like a teenager

making water bombs out of condoms.

Seeing as the boss wasn't around, now was the time.

The guy kitted me out with a slinky black and gold

latex number and one solitary blue glove kind of like

something Michael Jackson might slip into to turn

Bubbles on. Boy! That latex can stretch huh?

Into the front window I went. The deal was that at the

13 minute mark the guy would come out and do some

filming of me for the last two minutes. For most of

the time I stood still in various poses but when the

guy came out with the camera he wanted some action.

Before long I was simulating anal and oral sex with

the female mannequin in the window like a bedroom champ.

The passers by were loving it.

It feels good to get a big scary mission completed so

early in the trip. After this, anything else will be

a walk in the park.

Public humiliation? Been there. Done that.

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