Chocks Away
Trip Start
Nov 03, 2008
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Trip End
May 2009
So this is it, they are off. Mac is very excited and was up all night weeing. Mabel ensured all the bags were in one place and that Mac had taken the passports out of the secret hiding place, the freezer; which is where he always seems to loose his car keys! Next stop terminal 5 at Heathrow, they wonder if and when the bags will appear at the other end? At least it will be cheap to replace everything in Beijing. Mac is looking forward to seeing the sexy air hostesses, or minxy chicks as he calls them. Mabel is looking forward to a nice glass of Blue Nun in the airport bar.
They would like to say a big hello and thanks to the staff @ STA Reading, especially Stiff-Watson... if you are passing nip in and say hi to him. He is the one wearing the goal-keeper gloves. If the trip goes wrong it WILL be his fault.
A word from Carol and Bri..
Wooooo Hoooo, the big day is here, time to prove Carol wrong and that the world is flat and full of dragons and eight headed monsters, just like on the map I have in the study. I look forward to seeing Carol dive with great white sharks while wrapped in layers of Parma ham and eat sheeps eyeballs in Bolivia. Will we be med-evacuated off Machu Pichu on the back of a Llama, will my exstensive knowledge of the Eskimo language and culture come in usefull? who konws, but will Carol survive six whole months with no escape from me without resorting to violence?.. this is the BIG question. At least my life insurance is up to date....... Mum and Dad, send money as often as you like. BM
Aghhhhhhhhhhh is all I can say, I worked 25 years to get 6 months off and ended up sharing it with a nutter....get less for murder!? Anyway, watch this space on who fairs well in this, history says Bri willl come off worse, he regularly falls off his bike hehhehehehe glad his life insurance is paid up. Bring on the Parma ham and sheeps eye balls! CE
They would like to say a big hello and thanks to the staff @ STA Reading, especially Stiff-Watson... if you are passing nip in and say hi to him. He is the one wearing the goal-keeper gloves. If the trip goes wrong it WILL be his fault.
A word from Carol and Bri..
Mac's passport photo
.Wooooo Hoooo, the big day is here, time to prove Carol wrong and that the world is flat and full of dragons and eight headed monsters, just like on the map I have in the study. I look forward to seeing Carol dive with great white sharks while wrapped in layers of Parma ham and eat sheeps eyeballs in Bolivia. Will we be med-evacuated off Machu Pichu on the back of a Llama, will my exstensive knowledge of the Eskimo language and culture come in usefull? who konws, but will Carol survive six whole months with no escape from me without resorting to violence?.. this is the BIG question. At least my life insurance is up to date....... Mum and Dad, send money as often as you like. BM
Aghhhhhhhhhhh is all I can say, I worked 25 years to get 6 months off and ended up sharing it with a nutter....get less for murder!? Anyway, watch this space on who fairs well in this, history says Bri willl come off worse, he regularly falls off his bike hehhehehehe glad his life insurance is paid up. Bring on the Parma ham and sheeps eye balls! CE


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Told you you should have had some Chinese lessons from Dad, or at least, 'borrowed' a couple of his language books. Got an original 'Little Red Book' here in the book case.
Have fun and hopefully NO jippy tummies, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY - keep your sense of humour - both of you!!!!!
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