10 Signs You've Been Traveling in Africa Too Long

Trip Start Jul 25, 2006
Trip End Ongoing

Loading Map
Map your own trip!
Map Options
Show trip route
Hide lines

Flag of Rwanda  ,
Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Top 10 Signs You Have Been Traveling in Africa Too Long

1. You have begun to seriously consider the 80's as the greatest (and most recent) decade in music.

2. You don't feel truly comfortable on public transport unless there is a chicken between your feet and a stranger's child on your lap.

3. Your idea of a balanced meal consists of spaghetti, rice, potatoes, and French Fries, all on the same plate.

4. You have been there so long that the 2008 edition of Lonely Planet East Africa refers to you by name... "When in Kampala, stop by Backpackers and say hello to DJ the Canadian..."

5. You are sure an African child's first word is "Muzungu! Muzungu!", quickly followed by "Give me money".

6. You thought that Indian Kung-Fu Romantic Bollywood Extravaganza they showed on your 30 hour bus ride was a masterpiece, and a thoughtful deconstruction of modern social classes... and even more effective for being played at 500 decibels.

7. You regard price tags as merely suggestions.

8. You can't understand why EVERYBODY doesn't carry more things on their heads.

9. You are more comfortable around automatic weapons and shotguns that without them. (Of course, this could just mean you are American.)

10.  You'll gladly pay a month's rent to see a bunch of overgrown monkeys in a forest, but just let that poor, toothless hag in the market try to charge you an extra five cents more for that bunch of bananas.  It's the principle you understand.
Report as Spam
  • Your comment has been posted. Click here or reload this page to see it below.

  • Please enter a comment.
  • Please provide your name.
  • Please avoid using symbols in your name.
  • This name is a bit long. Please shorten it, or avoid special characters.
  • Please enter your email address to receive notification
  • Please enter a valid email address


thealfers on

We have been traveling in Africa for almost 3 months now - this particular post was absolutely hilarious, and incredibly accurate as well :-)

Use this image in your site

Copy and paste this html: