12th January 2006

We caught the sleeper train from Chaing Mai all the way back to Bangkok which took around 12hours, we finally arrived in Bangkok at 6am. After booking ourselves back into the Miami Hotel, we took a well deserved trip to good old Mcdonald's, thank god for Ronald Mcdonald and a Big Mac innstead of the same old rice and noodles. Apparently after doing an online test, my celebrity double is Owen Wilson (Starsky and Hutch, The Wedding Crashers) We went and treated ourselves to a massage which was well deserved and cost only 4 ponds for an hour. We met up with Dad's friend Wooky in the evening, and true to word he really does look like Chubacka (the big hairy thing out of Star Wars). We went out to a really nice Japanese restaurant where we enjoyed a meat platter, after which Wooky and Steve took us to several Go Go bars, the first one we went into was interesting as all the lady boys wore high heals and the genuine ladies wore knee length boots, much to my horror when i discovered that the thing on my lap was in fact an ex-man. However in the next bar I enjoyed a two hour lapdance for free, and this time it was a real lady.

Naughty Percy!

Wooky, Steve and Steve!