Dave Arrives

Taking the bus back to KL was the coldest experience of my traveling life! Lonely planet says that Malaysian bus drivers think their passengers are perishible. I had 4 shirts, board shorts, pants, socks, shoes and sarong and I felt like I was in a meat locker.

Before things got ugly

I arrived in KL at 3am and then got lost in my valium induced haze trying to find my hostel but eventually a homeless, drunk guy decided to escort me in the right direction. I had to duck into an alley to lose the guy once he found out I had no intention of paying him for his unwelcomed service.

Later that day Dave arrived on the bus from Singapore. That night we drank the 4 guiness bottles I had brought back with me from Lankawi. Tax free and as fresh as Guiness can get since they have a brewery in Malysia. After that we hit the hostel's roof top bar that has a great night view of KL before heading downtown to the bars. We went by a couple of clubs but the price for beer was so expensive that we were forced to duck out of the club to get beers at 711 (2 bucks a beer is cheap at 711) Damn Muslims! Anyway we eventually snuck into the back section of a club through a side door avoiding the cover charge. The night ended with us being surrounded by hooker lady boys. As you can see from the pictures we took with them, they may look hot but it's a man, man!

Dave and his lady boys

Dave in China Town

Eating street food at 4 AM

God.... Im so hot!

Me and my lady boys