It's not strong honey...
Trip Start Oct 02, 2010
14Trip End Oct 23, 2010
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Picking a bar girl was about the last thing I intended to do on my holiday in Thailand. But being broken-hearted by an amazing Thai lady I was seeking some distraction. Plus I am Single and can do whatever I want and I know I would never do anything like that in a relationship.
After 3 days in Chiang Mai I finally found the bar my friend Volker suggested to me: Nai's place is a typical Thai bar with mostly Thai customers. They play great music there like Tracy Chapman, Manu Chao and some oldies not the regular mainstream shit they play at most other places. I had a couple of beers and talked to the bartender when I decided to get some food at the night bazar. Just a normal rice dish would do. I ordered really spicy and I got it. Intending to meet Yannick, who I haven't seen that day and expecting him to be at some of the lady bars where we had been the night before I walked along Loi Krot road. There one lady bar is lined up to another. Opposite the street there she was waving at me. Usually I don't follow these invites but she seemed very cute. I came closer. She was petite, not even reaching 150cm with a great slender body and a pretty face. She gave me a warm smile and invited me to sit next to her which I did. I would have guessed her 22 but in fact she was 24. Her nickname was Mat- not a girl's name, is it?
For those of you who haven't been to a lady bar yet, this is how it basically works:
either you just sit down and have your drink but then you drink alone which is pretty boring.
Or you spend a few drinks to the lady of your choice and enjoy her company. She will take care of you well then and you don't have to do anything by yourself. If you want a drink she will serve it to you usually expecting one drink for herself . If you are hungry she will buy some cheap but delicious food in the streets at some food stalls for you. She will wipe your mouth if needed because she would not want you to look like a drunk and fucked up idiot. Thai women, no matter if bargirls or not, are great at taking care of their men.
The "treatment" usually includes hugging and occasional kissing. So this is what happened that night. I got to like her and fell in love with her charming smile and dirty laughter.She had some brains too speaking English fairly well and she worked only part time at the bar as she still had a regular job at a big cosmetic company. Lots of work to support her 3 year old kid and paying off her dephts... I liked the fact, that she didn't drink alcohol, just Coke- that's cheaper too hehe:)
I spoke the 3 magic words to her. In a lady bar it is not "I love you" because they know that is complete bullshit anyway and have heard variations of that a million times. In a lady bar it's " ไปดวยไหม?" which means "will you come with me?".
She agreed very quickly. I asked her if she didn't mind my handicap. She said she didn't , her brother had similar problems. I didn't just want to have a quick fuck, so "short time" was no option for me. In fact I didn't care about having sex or not so much but having slept 16 long months alone by myself I wanted someone sleeping next to me, feeling her body, hearing her breathing and waking up next to her.I think I know now, what getting old means: being afraid of staying alone...
Of course I knew that I am just one of her customers but I didn't care.
Once you made your decision you basically have 2 options again. Either you just wait her to finish work, which is usually 2am in the morning. If you don't want to wait that long you have to pay a "barfine" which is usually a few hundred Bahts, so she is free to leave her work at any time for that evening. I am not a night owl at all, neither at home in Germany, nor in Thailand, but a morning bird. At 2 am I usually sleep deeply, it's just not my time. So I chose the barfine option. We took a Tuk Tuk to my guest house. It's actually a walking distance but at this time of the night they charge a lot. I wondered if I would get any problems at the guesthouse bringing a girl. There was a security guy awaiting us. I just greeted him and we walked through, so no problem at all. She didn't even have to show her ID card. I think some signs in Thailand like " no alcohol, no drugs and no prostitutes on the room" are just meant as a joke :)
Whatever makes the customer happy:)
On the way to the guest house the Tuk Tuk driver passed the bar that I had been to night before with Yannick. The bargirls there, who knew me already saw me sitting in the Tuk Tuk with Mat, pointed at me and laughed loudly. Urban village!
So we finally arrived at my room. Having set everything, dimming the light, locking the door and closing the window in no time at all- she's a professioal as you can see-she helped me out of my clothes.
I had a shower first, since she didn't want to take a shower together as she was shy of her body, which I couldn't understand at all.
I like the way she instructed me. " Honey lie down" in an almost commanding voice.I kinda liked that! I waited her on the bed to have a shower. Her body was absolutely amazing. "Prik kii noo" they say here, which means " rat shit chilli", that's the small and spicy ones...
Being handicapped I can't have sex like any other, the variations are pretty limited but at least I could always count on my buddy.
But there is a fly in the ointment! I had no idea anymore how it would be with another woman. I'm not used to use condoms either. But of course this is a MUST-DO with a stranger. When we were getting into it someone knocked my door. I asked loudly both in Thai and English "who is it?" but no reply. When I opened the door nobody was to be seen. The next day Yannick told me it had been him.. I could have killed him, my mood was gone!
We tried again but it didn't work out. "It's not strong honey" she said to me.
I have no idea whether it was the fact that too many thoughts were running around my brain missing my girlfriend, the unfamiliar tightness of the condom or the late disturbance was the reason but it didn't work out. I should have been completely pissed off and in fact I was a bit peeved but she was so cute saying we had time and not to worry, so I just enjoyed sleeping next to her all night long feeling the warmth of her hot body instead.
I hope you understand why I didn't upload any pictures for this blog entry!