An effortless 10 minute ditty by Anthony Taylor

Trip Start Mar 31, 2004
Trip End Jul 14, 2005

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Thursday, April 28, 2005

"The 2 Foreign Scottish People"

It happened not so long ago
The house it was just four
Then Scotsman came from out of town
And then there were two more

Carol and Tom moved in down below
In Sydney they thought they would live
But moving into this house
Without using their nouse
What is it that they thought they could give?

With Tom wanting to work as a waiter
It would mean he'd be out pretty late
Carol didn't get mad
And instead of being sad
She decided that she would then waite

Now the role Carol found at the harbour
The company wasn't sound
The wages were shit
Slave labour was it
So she called the tax man to go round

Tom went to work out at Kingsleys
At Kings Wharf he was working as told
What with amorous staff
A finger full of glass
His tips were a sight to behold

Carol decided to work daytimes
But with Tom working nights it wasn't good
But what did she care
Shown by flicking her hair
She finished early and ate all our food!

Thank goodness that Carol was around
She saved me more than she'll know
By being around
It kept Sarah sound
And saved me from the Dirty Dancing show!

And now it has been 3 months
Of each other there's a lot that we know
It'll be sad when they're gone
So we'll shout with a throng...
Stop yer greetin, ya bufty! Dear 'O!

Cheers Tony mate - See ya soon!!
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