Toledo,
Ohio,
United States
Thursday, September 7, 2006
Its not really that the bus comes from the bowels of Satan, it is more so the people that Greyhound carries. Last trip, which makes for an insanely entertaining and enjoyable story to orate, though not so enjoyable at the time of its occurrence, I sat next to a man...who happened to be a shell-shocked (to use politically correct terminology: Post Tramatic Stress Disorder) Vietnam Vet...who also happened to be a highly energetic Evangelical Christian...who also happened to be extremely racist, pointing and laughing at the "strange hat" the Jewish man was wearing and making reference to the probability that the bus would be hijacked by one, if not all the of the African Americans aboard...who also happened to be living in New York City on a truck driver's income...who also happened to be best friends with Sharon Stone, among other celebrities. I hear Sharon tells great jokes.
And so in 6 hours time I will be boarding a Greyhound bus for New York City. Wish me luck. Sweet god, wish me luck.
Comments
Ridin da bus
You know, they do have these things called airplanes now. Quite civilized and all. In fact, I bet they even have planes that go from Detroit to NYC. However, for the purposes of your blog, I'm glad you're taking the bus because it is certainly more interesting to hear about the bus rather than an airplane. You don't often come across racist, anti-semetic, lying, shell-shocked truck drivers on the plane. Carry on, and don't forget your hat! Cheery-O!
Little Minh............
Ahhhhhhhhhh freaks....you`re encountering freaks already and you havent even left the country....hum.....what could it means? Perhaps its not them but us...just watch out with those carnies, small hands...smell like cabbage....
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