Dickheaded dorm behaviour II and body shots
Trip Start Jul 12, 2012
67Trip End Sep 21, 2012
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Annoyingly my body clock woke me up at 5am again. So they were lucky I had or I would be so much more angry. One of the girls in my room was leaving today at 6am. She obviously hadn't packed so was making tons of noise. Then the other two, who I've decided are the aholes joined in. The left the door wide open which meant all of the light was on me and it was really loud. They kept going in and out every two minutes so when they eventually shut the door it made the loudest noise every two minutes. They also decided to talk at full volume throughout this. At 6am. Eventually the girl left and they carried on talking at full volume. I think I had been dreaming about them making more noise which coincided with them making actual noise and I half slept talked telling them to shut up. I'm not actually too sure how this event went down though as i definitely know I dreamt part of it! Either way they then started bitching about it and I was like it's 6am!!! I need to sleep if you want to talk do it somewhere else! Stupid frigging twats.
I got up properly at like 9am and got all of my stuff together quietly. I was tempted to be as loud as they were but I decided that was petty and I might as well get a good revenge instead. I got on the bus (then a boat) and went to Starfish bay where they're meant to have tons of starfish in the water. They're weren't that many unfortunately but it was still pretty cool. I was somewhat convinced though that the starfish in the more tourist populated area were actually dead and just stuffed in the water. It was super busy as well as all of the locals from Panama City have come down for the weekend, many of whom then tool photos of me/tried to come on to me. Wonderful. Met some nice Irish girls though so might be seeing them tonight at the big Aqua Lounge party.
I went back early to get the bus back to town and idxvdxvzvivhvidvv a bit of trouble doing so. I tried to get back on the same shuttle that had bought me here but they wouldn't let me on. I assumed it was because they were waiting for more people. Then the driver arrived with a big group and they still wouldn't let me on even though there was room! I therefore went off grumbling that I was trying to give them fucking money and didn't see what the problem was. They then asked two other locals if they wanted to get on and when they said no the driver and his helper then decided that it was ok for me to get on! I had a go at the helper guy saying I was there first and they shouldn't just offer me a seat just because other people who had just got there didn't want to get on. Knobends.
They stopped at a tourist place for the locals (but still technically tourists) and we had to wait around for them. During this time I was trying to listen to music and write yesterday's blog but one of the local tourists kept trying to talk to me in Spanish even though he knew I didn't speak much. He kept interrupting and trying though!
Eventually made it back to the hostel where I chilled out for a bit and caught up with Riley. Went for a little wander and managed to cut my toe tripping, damn my clumsiness! I got back to discover that the biggest dorm bitch had left and only one of the bitches remained! In their place i had two nice American girls who actually spoke to me and don't seem like complete cunts! Excellent.
So tonight is party night. Wasn't aiming in drinking here but that has been thrown out the window. Aqua lounge has a big ladies night party which is apparently really popular especially with the festival going on this weekend. We started off the night at the hostel, I wasn't drinking as I was saving it for free drinks when I get to the bar as I have zero funds but nicely Callum, an English guy shared some with me. A Swedish guy called Jacob came and spoke to me, he was pretty drunk and kept repeating himself or asking the same questions. He was also a bit like one of those people who are like I've done all these awesome things, I have money etc and he wouldn't leave me alone! At point he was literally invading my personal space and was melded to my side. Callum chose that moment to leave me alone with him, thanks mate!
We finally headed to Aqua, it was really quiet when we got there. Jacob who arrived before us was in mid conversation when I got there and he literally abruptly finishes his conversation and came up to me. It was pretty funny to watch. The free drinks finished before we arrived but luckily they were doing 100 free drinks and were only on 79 so we power drank an hour! I then had 3 free drinks vouchers that I had accumulated so I didn't spend a penny all night. I also, I don't know how this keeps happening to me, got roped in for body shots. I don't really put up a fight though, free tequila! I also got to do it off a rather hot Israeli guy so it wasn't exactly torture. He later did them off me and I got more free alcohol hurrah!
We also met up with the Swedish girls, Sofia and Maria who I had met on the border and we mostly hung out with them. Maria eventually drifted off with some Australian doctor guy she'd had her eye on whilst Sofia, Ester (a girl from Holland who had come over with us) and I got interviewed by a tv channel! We eventually got bored of being hit on by locals so I said that we should come up with something completely bizarre and loud to scare them off. It ended up being a chicken dance with loud squawking that involved us doing it round the person in a circle. It looked pretty special and was hilarious. It seemed to work too except on one guy who despite this behaviour started talking to me. Ester was by fair the most insane as she really went for the squawk sounding a lot like Scuttle from The Little Mermaid.
Sofia eventually drifted off with Juan the Spanish guy we went for diner with a couple of nights ago and Me, Riley, Ester and Callum decided to head back. We all arrived safe and sound except Callum who managed to fall of the boat into the water instead of getting onto the dock. All I saw was this little head bobbing in between the dock and the boat. Too funny. They boys wen of to party and we went back as we are meant to be snorkelling tomorrow. Can't see that going so successfully to be honest!