Getting thrown out of a 5 star resort

Trip Start Jul 12, 2012
Trip End Sep 21, 2012

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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Ben ended up staying with me last night as by the time he went to bed his only option was a wet hammock! Apparently he found me fast asleep with my phone in my hand! Felt fairly ok this morning but had a pretty rubbish breakfast as apparently the 'toast' at the Naked Tiger consists of two slices of baguette.

After Jack, Ben and I headed into town to go surfing. First we had to try and find the post office, which after twenty minutes we found was closed. By this point the heat had made our hangovers set in and we were all feeling pretty bad. We found somewhere to rent us a board and take us to the beach and we literally all passed out for nearly an hour as we waited for it. 

We made it to the beach and I immediately went in the water which made me feel so much better. Guy, Anton and John, from Team GB were all there as well. Annoyingly there's only one place to eat there too and it was expensive and not that great. Jack was meant to be making a sandwich but the stuff he'd bought was pretty gross. Luckily the stray dogs on the beach seemed to love it as the scarfed down the whole loaf of bread while we were getting lunch! The crappy food place even charge you a dollar to use the toilet, which can't really be described as a toilet as there's no way to flush it, lovely. 

My attempts at surfing weren't that great so I've decided to get a lesson tomorrow as the boys aren't exactly the best teachers! Me and Ben had a little snooze on the beach while Jack attempted to get some bigger waves. We managed to stay for sunset, while throwing a ball around for a bit while we waited for our shuttle. Jack is now enamoured with the French girls on the shuttle and the boys basically acted like little kids getting them to say stuff in their French accents! 

We'd missed the 6pm shuttle back to NT so had some dinner in town and then met the other boys at the Black Whale and played pool for a bit. Me and the boys, minus Ben and Jack, headed back to NT to start drinking. Carlo and James have finally arrived which is awesome, although I didn't really get to see them much tonight. We all played a bit of the NZ's game - my vagina, my penis. Which is basically my suitcase with genitals. Then played Ring of Fire which ended up screwing me over as we played with a rule called 'boxhead', which basically means that person has to drink everytime someone else drinks. Unfortunately James had also made up a rule which meant that everytime the person opposite you drinks you have to drink double. Pretty cool rule but Guy, who was opposite me, ended up with the boxhead card so I had to drink double everytime someone drank! Luckily the game ended fairly soon after this and we once again all crammed into the bus which tonight was taking us to a party at a 5 star resort. Sounds pretty good!

The drinks were fairly cheap which was good, however by the time I'd arrived someone had spilt cranapple juice all down my white top and then I went to the toilet and the button to my shorts came off. I'd managed to sort of hold them up with a hair band but thankfully Carlo gave me his belt! After some salsa dancing, where apparently I keep trying to lead, we all got a bit bored and decided that we were going to leave with a semi-dramatic exit. The boys had already got into trouble for jumping in the pool twice so we decided to do it one last time as a massive group to get kicked out. This did actually work fairly well, although I was standardly the only girl doing it, as we did get thrown out as soon as we got bored of taunting the security guards in the pool. Almost lost my shoes in the attempt to leave though. Also mananged to obtain a cigarette burn on my hand and scraped my knee in the pool, special. 

Everyone headed back to NT in  very squished van which more and more people kept trying to get on until the driver refused to go. The best friend of the annoying stalker girl was also there and being a right knob by trying to drunkely distract the driver with a bus dangerously overloded, so they{re both officially knobs!

Everyone continued the party when they got back but I couldn't really be bothered. Went over to talk to Ben and Jack who were on the sofas again tonight, in the middle of the party. Ben ended up being a tease again by snuggling up with Fiona on the sofa so I let Jack sleep in my bed as he hadn't yet and he wasn't probably going to get any sleep! 

Me, Guy, Anton and John are going surfing tomorrow, I will definitely be terrible! 
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