The BIG FAT ONE
Trip Start Aug 22, 2006
23Trip End May 13, 2007
Map your own trip!
Show trip route
Right well Hi All. Things certainly aren't what they seem to be. India IS absolutely... CRAZY! I mean NUTS. MAD. We can now appreciate how bad the driving is in England, because they suck so bad here! Well yours truley has been in the thick of it for the last 5 days.
I first landed in Delhi and have got myself my own chauffer, some classy hotels dotted around India, plus site seeing, train travel and excursions in one bundle package. SWEET! These days I'm being hassled in the street left, right and center and there's no place for a Gora (white boy) in India
Also, if I had a rupee for everytime someone has said - "AHH England. GOOD COUNTRY GOOD COUNTRY" I'd be a Maharaja over here.
First things first. I've already kicked off a political storm by accidentally wiping off my red (good luck charm) dot on my head after visiting a local Hindu temple in Dehli. WAS PURELY ACCIDENTAL! However my arm of my shirt now is happily stained with good luck.
On the 21st I dodged death by about 6 inches as a 2kg iron slab smashed through our windscreen on the motorway. LOVELY! And since I've also been doing Bangra dance off's in restaurants and elephant riding?!
Ok, so enjoy people. Hope everyone is fine back home. I'll try to keep this as up to date as possible.
Tanya Wad (thank you).