Chinese Driving school
Trip Start
Mar 10, 2007
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Trip End
??? ??, 2007
On the road,
China
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
1: All driving must be done at breakneck speed.
2:Under no circumstances must the accelerator be released, ideally wedge down with a brick.
3: All overtaking must be done on corners, preferably when these are blind corners.
4:Cornering must under no circumstances be undertaken with both hands on the steering wheel, a maximum of one hand may remain on the steering wheel.
5: Under no circumstance can you fail to indulge fellow passengers in conversation, this is far more important than the road ahead.
6:Attention to the road mustn't be continuous for longer than 2 seconds
7: It is unacceptable to follow behind a car without attempting to overtake them!
