Dialogues of the trip. (Worth focusing Bitch.....)

Trip Start Dec 21, 2007
Trip End Jan 04, 2008

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Geet was sleeping in the car and we all stopped at a gas station that had a Punjabi Dhaba in it. So Geet half asleep thought that somebody yelled,
1. "Are bhai Jaldi karo, Bus nikal jayegi............... Are bhai jaldi karo"

The while he was half asleep he thought that somebody is after his blanket too so he heard somebody yell again,
2. "Ab kambal se bhi koi zidd hai"

Little did he know that it was a dialogue from a CD in the Car's CD player.

HAHAHAHA...... Then as you all know rest is history.

I don't know the exact story behind this so please somebody elaborate on it. All I know is that this was Geet's nick name during the trip.... hahaha....
It was Geet's nick name but it came from the porn movies that realeses in india as karan told everyone that there are movies like Ghaghre mein dhum dham and hasina ki gand mein pasina, geet spoke from no where that there is also a movie called pyasa lund..and since then it was his nick name for the trip.
3. "Pyasa lund"

Next dialogue I don't know how it came into play exactly, but I'll try my best to explain it.

I think somebody was saying something for too long. All I could hear was blah blah blah....... Suddenly Audi said something like .....Chup.... kya...... lele...... I thought he replied to that guy as,
4. "Abe Chup hone ka kya lega...." and explained, what I heard, to Audi and then we couldn't stop laughing.................. priceless moment.

One Dialogue that we all had to listen to, but none of us invented it, but perfected it........it is....
5. "Apni ISB dot com......." And then the song starts........

Next moment I remembered because I saw it on the video. Here We were about to jump in to the cold outdoor swimming pool right after sitting in the hot Jacuzzi. So before jumping I asked Diptesh that,
6. "Take a video because this is a 'momentous moment'"

This line doesn't make sense at all, but I gues this is what Brain freeze means.

Now comes one of the finales of the dialogues.
In this situation Geet is partly hanging from the car and suddenly Diptesh starts driving the car
at this Geet shouts,

7. "BhenChod!!!! kya kar raha hai.......... Main Majaoongaa.... (Aye haye....)"
Then we all know how we used that dialogue for rest of our trip. By the way this took place when we were leaving out of that Indian Restaurant in Vegas.

At this I remembered the dialogue used by my friend back in india. My friend was about to have sex with his girlfriend, but she is trying to stop him and said,
"mat karo dard hota hai, main mar jaoongi" at this my friend replied,
"Are agar tu nahin dagi to main mar jaaoonga"
.....hahahahaha.... crazy shit.

Now comes the hit dialogue of the trip. It was inspired  by the anchor in the famous Vegas Cirque du Soliel Show 'Zumanity'. Anchor was talking to this old lady from the Audience, but she wasn't paying much attention at the time so at this anchor told this old lady something that became infamous in our trip.

Heres how that "something" was used in our trip for the first time.
So situation is Karan is in the Driving seat doing something of his own. We are at the back talking about something (not important ..as usual), BUT someone is not paying attention, I am not gonna say who, but somebody.....somebody is not paying attention.............at this juncture Karan turns around and looks at that somebody and emphasizes the same thing that Anchor told that old lady at the show Zumanity, which is...............

8. FOCUS BITCH !!!!!!!!

And as we all know that dialogue has become a LEGEND now.
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audisahni on

Kamaal kar diya hai
Two thumbs up!!! I am gonna cry when I read this few years from now.

geetpalkhiwala on

no need to cry its for laughing
dude no need to cry this blog is created so that when ever we are in pain or abt to cry we can come back to view this blog and get back to mood. great work..i believe kunal.

audisahni on

Bhaaji kabhi koi Dikkat hi Nahin Hai
to pain ka to koi sawaal hi nahin hai....but memories se akhen bhar aana is priceless for me!!!

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