Trip Start Apr 29, 2008
Trip End May 24, 2008

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Well today is the day i start heading in land.  My journey so far has led me down the coast but now i start going through the Heart of America. This is the part of the trip i am looking forward to. My hunt for the real American, a true REDNECK that lives in a trailer park.

I was asked at check-out if the thunder storm kept me awake. What thunderstorm???? Apparently it went on for a few hours. Nope i slept through due to the room next door to me. I went to bed at about 10pm but next door i think the brothers in the room were having a Black Panther meeting. The reason i knew they were colored was the high piercing screeching that the women were making.The sound only a colored women can make when laughing and shouting. I felt like going next door with a pillow case on my head to ask them politely to keep the noise down. I wonder how that would of gone down. I remember looking at my clock at 2am and they were still going for it. So i must of dropped off at that time just before the heavens opened up. I f i sleep through that storm what the hell will happen if a tornado hits. The area i am going through is known as Tornado Alley.

Well i think Sundays are the day that most people travel. This is the most i have seen on the roads. But compared to traffic back home this was minimal. So i see managed to keep my speed up and just cruise down the highway. I don't think i am learning my lesson about sunburn. I did put some factor 15 on but its not helping.I have to drive with the roof down cause its so hot but its too hot to drive in a long sleeve top.So i think i am going to admit defeat and get some factor 10000000000 and put some on my arms. and neck. I tried with my top of but then i worried i was going to get a tan with a seat belt mark. I look an idiot with truckers elbow tan imagine one with a seat belt tan. I will figure it out soon. I am looking forward when i get to Colorado cause they still in the minus temperature.

I have still managed to boycott that company so i am now giving my dollars to Wendy's and feeding myself on their BACONATOR burgers. I weighed myself when i went to Wal-Mart and with all the fast food i am eating i have put on the grand total of ZERO POUNDS!!!! how is that possible. I eat nothing but shit all day and sit on my arse driving ever where. So how can i possibly put no weight on.Its not as i am sweating it out. I must have a fast metabolism or something. Well i will endeavor to put weight on so i might have to go large with my meals.

I got to Greenville bout early afternoon and found the hotel.I am glad i got sat nav cause i have no idea where i will be now.Still in New York knowing my luck. I have not followed one road sign yet.All i do is listen to Clint Eastwood's voice.So if Clint says "turn left punk" i turn left.Its easy and simple. Trying to find Darth Vader's voice for my tom tom. Now that is a voice that would be great to listen to.

Well tomorrow is a long drive.I am going 358 miles so it is just a case of eating my subway for tea and watch a bit of TV. Otherwise i could end up falling asleep on the road dreaming of my next burger and fries...
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