Danish, Dooky...oh yeah and Teen Wolf
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My hands were shaking as I approached the gate in Dallas to board for San Jose. So…I did the only thing I thought logical…I purchased a big a** cheese danish at Au Bon Pain and scarfed it down while I stared, unashamed, at the cutest old woman in a bright red wheelchair.
I got a window seat, near the front, in a row by myself…sweeeeeet.
So there was an in-flight movie
So during the flight I had a perfect view of the front of the lavatory. Some guy cut a lady in line and I was sure a melee was going to ensue. Instead the lady let him go ahead of her. I guess because she had booty duty. She was in there for like 27.5 minutes. The line for her dooky dome was up to 8 unhappy aisle dancers. I am sure that there was a tell-tale odor, but thankfully it was masked by the lady two rows ahead. Her strong a** Charlie-Jean Nate'-mix lotion was potent.
I probably should have worried a bit about the lavatory linger-ee and been sympathetic that perhaps the in-flight meal did not quite agree with her, but…well…I guess I am just not that sensitive.
Between monitoring the bathroom line and reading my book, I took time out to stare out of the window. Outside was a world of big fluffy clouds. At some points I could see open water, eventually the sunset and finally huge clumps of lights illuminating worlds I was eager to explore. I’m almost there Costa Rica…just a little while longer.