Brian's Travel Tips: Silence
Trip Start Oct 30, 2012
148Trip End May 30, 2013
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"When embarking on a long journey with a partner who is possibly more, or less, excited about travel than you; the nearest blunt object such as a rock or stick, may be used to avoid unwanted confrontation. Thereby creating a pleasant and silent travel experience.
"For those of a less violent nature, you may wish to resort to Valium or Rohypnol. Which, when slipped into coffee the morning before flying can render a similar effect. Also, the absence of blood makes border crossings and airport security much less of a hassle.
"Note: it's a good idea whilst using the 2nd option, to bring a towel in one's carry on luggage to wipe up the drool."