The Worst Hotel on Earth??? A review of The Chesterfield Palm Beach

If you like cramped rooms and the strong smell (stench, really) of urine, this is the hotel for you! The decor looks like it was done by Queer Eye wannabes on crystal meth -- every piece of trim, every bit of molding, is painted red, pink or coral. You'd think a hotel that can afford that much paint (enough to paint a huge monkey on the elevator door!) could afford a little Lysol. But, no. The place stinks...literally. Think of your grandmother's nursing home before the state inspectors raided the place. Then again, it could be mold (which is toxic, isn't it?) It's small comfort to know that the wait staff in the restaurant is top-notch. They're no doubt trying to compensate for the gone-to-seed surroundings.

I've been staying in hotels for 20 years -- I spend an inordinate amount of time on the road -- and this is definitely in the bottom one percent. Run away!

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