Awful- No Sleep Hotel A review of Miami River Inn

We only stayed at the Miami River Inn for one night.. thank God! Our flight arrived late so the person at the desk had to stay about 1/2 an hour past the time they were supposed to.. they acted pissed like we had inconvenicened them but they told us it was ok when we booked it. The Inn was nice looking and quaint, but it was in one hell of a bad neighborhood! the place was enclosed with a huge security fence tho and you had to have a key to get in and out.. kinda scary but i guess it was safe. The room was SOOO small! The bed said it was supposed to be a double but it was so small 2 could hardly fit in it! And the bed was hard and lumpy.. and flat pillows. The shower ran out of hot water in about 2 minutes and the floors in the room were filthy!! I walked across once with bare feet and my feet were black.. gross!! Then the tv in the room was soo small and had no remote so that was fun. Then you could hear some train or something ALL night and also traffic on the highway and car accidents and ambulances.. then oh my God.. a loud ass rooster from hell that NEVER shut up!!!! he howled ALL NIGHT and ALL morning! I got about 2 hours of sleep.. Oh and cab drivers at the airport are retarded.. it took ours 45 mins to find the hotel!! I wouldn't reccommend staying here to anybody! I did not like it all.. Not comfortable at all and expect to get no sleep!!!

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