Bales Town and Country Motel
Travel Blogs from Gatlinburg
Any folks who want to see the difference between how a crow flies and how a VR trip goes click here to see the planned route (devised by Chief navigator Tom) But since we are fearless and fancy free ...
... They also give you hats and write what ever they like on them. One lady had a hat on that said 'I use to be a man'. Our hats weren't as funny and insulting as others.There was also an Asian guy in the restaurant , the second another Asian guy came in he yelled across the restaurant 'Yo Asia your long lost brother is over here'. In all it was funny but you have to be able to take a joke, you have all been warned.
... for an empty backpack that once carried food, a chocolate fiber bar was an invitation to disaster.
“Bears won’t be out in this,” she said. Thunder cracked overhead as if in agreement.
“How do you know? Bears live out here in this ****. This is normal to them. Don’t open it,” I begged, as Julie ripped open the wrapper.
“Stop worrying so much. Want a bite?”
The rain went on ...
... take a fake shower near the top.
This one was still a little of a climb but much less torturous. There were tons of people at the top waiting for their Kodak moment behind the falls so we joined the queue. Got our romantic snaps and Chris got a quick head cool off.
Then we descended a steep bit near the river/falls and dipped our bods. Chris made a ...
... drive to the trail Marc inquired what our longest hike to date had been (Worrying question i thought). We informed him that 6 miles had been our longest. "O" he said "Today we are doing 8 miles". Poor Marc and Louise, I didn't have the heart to tell them that they should probably have chosen a shorter hike to be their first one. My concern grew for our hiking companions further as we started our walk. Me and Les had come prepared:
2 liters ...