On Shaky Ground

Travelnshit's Traveler Profile

I have traveled to 15 countries, posted 14,669 pictures and written 522 entries in 7 travel blogs
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Member Since
Sep 24, 2011

About Travelnshit

I get people drunk.
Favourite music
I have an eclectic taste in music, most of which makes everyone elses ears bleed.
Favourite movie
Horror, Sci-Fi and anything with hot chicks brandishing guns.
Just English because I'm an ignorant bastard with an inability to grasp any language beyond ordering a beer.
Favourite quote
"Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'" - Terry Pratchett
Interests and hobbies
Eating large quantities of cheesecake then bitching that I'm fat.
One thing I want to do before I die
Favourite book
The Lonely Planet for whatever country I'm in.
My friends describe me as
An anally retentive nerd with bad hair and appalling taste in music.
The most amazing moment in my life so far
So many moments from hearing a new born baby cry to watching lambs frolic in a field. Seeing the first flowers of spring bloom to feeling a single snowflake on my cheek. Nah, just jokes. It was the first time I injected crack into my eyeball.
World domination! Right after this cup of tea...

With or without minions. Preferably with minions so there's someone to bring me bacon in the morning, but I can live without minions as long as there's bacon anyway.

Find me whoring my shit over on Instagram and Flickr. Go check it out. It will instantly make you rich and good looking and will increase your Awesome Rating by approximately 117%. (Probably not, but if you're already rich and good looking, well then, it's great to meet you. Dinner? Your treat.)


Recent Entries by Travelnshit

  • Hunting One Horned Rhinos - Apr 21, 2015

    Chitwan National Park, protected from poachers by army patrols and watchtowers, is where you go to gawp at one horned rhinos in their natural habitat, and it's not like most places where there's a ...

  • A few people this morning got up early to head to a museum in the town but the thought of walking up more steps than I had to, and before food at that, made all of my muscles recoil in horror, so I...

  • I woke up this morning and my immune system basically went, "Nope. **** you. Have some mucus." I couldn't even talk, my voice was trapped beneath layers of **** that I proceeded to get rid of Nepal...

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