If You Like Piña Coladas

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I have traveled to 14 countries, posted 12,687 pictures and written 495 entries in 7 travel blogs
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Username
Travelnshit
Hometown
Brighton,
United Kingdom Flag of United Kingdom
Member Since
Sep 24, 2011
Currently
Offline

About Travelnshit

Profession
Good for nothing lay-about.
Favourite music
I have an eclectic taste in music, most of which makes everyone elses ears bleed.
Favourite movie
Horror, Sci-Fi and anything with hot chicks brandishing guns.
Languages
Just English because I'm an ignorant bastard with an inability to grasp any language beyond ordering a beer.
Favourite quote
"Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'" - Terry Pratchett
Interests and hobbies
Driving really slowly in the middle lane, hanging out in town wearing a hoody and drinking cider, scratching my arse and traveling the world.
One thing I want to do before I die
Live
Favourite book
The Lonely Planet for whatever country I'm in.
My friends describe me as
An anally retentive nerd with bad hair and appalling taste in music.
The most amazing moment in my life so far
So many moments from hearing a new born baby cry to watching lambs frolic in a field. Seeing the first flowers of spring bloom to feeling a single snowflake on my cheek. Nah, just jokes. It was the first time I injected crack into my eyeball.
World domination! Right after this cup of tea...

With or without minions. Preferably with minions so there's someone to bring me bacon in the morning, but I can live without minions as long as there's bacon anyway.

Find me whoring my shit over on Instagram Go check it out. It will instantly make you rich and good looking and will increase your Awesome Rating by approximately 117%. (Probably not, but if you're already rich and good looking, well then, it's great to meet you. Dinner? Your treat.)

Recent Entries by Travelnshit

  • If You Like Piña Coladas - Jan 31, 2015

    Given that lying on a sunbed whilst people bring me things to insert into my facehole is my new favourite thing in the world I figured I should do it as much as possible because, y'know, practice m...

  • I have so many habits I need to drop as soon as I get back to the UK. The head wobble for one. Despite having exactly zero idea what it really means I appear to have adopted it and seem to use it w...

  • Checking Out Old Goa - Jan 29, 2015

    Sooooo you know what's not fun? Catching a bus with all of your bags when you're still not sure if your digestive system is ready to rejoin civilised society. I chucked a couple of precautionary ta...

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