Oh, yeah. The momentum was rolling. I rolled an hour north to Ferris State University, for a Wear-The-Most-Clothes reunion. My friend, the big, smooth-faced, peach-haired guy liked by everyone, Bill "Pancho" Wolbrink, accepted me. Our fellow "Competition of the Week" 4 over-dresser, "H-Dog," was there too. They wanted some revenge on me, maybe; ...

I left Michigan soon after "Date of the Week" XVII. I had taken Kim, a blind date, while my pal Bill took his friend, Amanda. They were fun girls. Kim's lazy brown bangs fell past her eyelids. Amanda was taller, sporting a new haircut with arched red bangs. We went to Applebee's, and Bill and I immediately engaged in a contest to be the most sap...