UNAWAY Hotel Bologna San Lazzaro
Travel Blogs from San Lazzaro di Savena
... road cars are tested.
By this point, the older boy of the two was so brainwashed about how wonderful these cars are etc, he decided to take one out for a spin around the streets of Maranello. Yes, that really is him behind the wheel, what an old tart, honestly! It was an F430 if you are interested, which translates as very impressive, very quick and worth somewhere in the region of £80000.
So, although neither of them are what are known ...
... wobbling their way towards wedding limo in shoes almost as big as them over cobbled streets. I struggled in flat sandals. Bride looked as if she had been working her way to eating disorder to fit into dress. Liked the exploding confetti bazookas. Aunts wrestled to remove bridal flowers from railings while photos being taken, and swept up confetti from ancient steps. Everyone looked happy, appart from tony who grumbled about ...
Drove to Modena along autostrada. Huge numbers of huge trucks. Truck decides to overtake another truck going half a mile an hour slower than it. This then causes loads of macho men in small inadequate puntos to slow down and bunch up. Macho men in trucks battle it out for half an hour while other macho men in inadequate cars buzz around like inadequate wasps, Behind them. Less and less space ...
... that looked more like pedestrian walkways, rather than roads and Video Girl continually saying, "I don't think you should be driving down here, I don't think you should be driving down here!"
After driving down all the roads he shouldn't have been driving on Battery Boy pulled up outside the Metropole Hotel, a modern hotel located in the heart of an ancient city.
The erudite, the red and the fat, or La Grassa is how Bologna is typically defined ...
... closed and the town itself was very unimpressive. We passed through a beautiful hillside town, Panzano with the surrounding area full of vines and olive groves. We stopped by the side of the road to take it all in. As I mentioned we are in a very hilly section which is not what I wanted to see, but the accommodation is quite nice. Even allowing for the dogs across the valley that bark more than the Cobb's thing! I have seen quite ...
- Room service
- Free High-Speed Internet
- Wheelchair accessibility