The Namseoul Plaza Hotel & Casino Jeju Jeju City

... There are also a score of immense ***** and vaginas and voluptous boobs. Oh Jeju!

During the course of our three days in Jeju we had plenty of oranges, which are famous in Korea and are much juicer than the mainland oranges, and some black pig, a rather disgusting creature that is considered a real treat on the island. We also rode horses and any illusions I have ever fostered of being a dashing Zapata roaring through the ...

... along the seafront from my hotel, there are competing ledgends surronding the attraction but basically what you end up looking at is a basal formation about 30 meters long rising out of the sea (not that dragon looking, unless you squint a bit) a byproduct of the islands volcanic formation. It's hilarious really how the Korean's approach touristic sights - for them it's very much about turning up at an "attraction" (and bear in mind this can be ...

... of manipulating the universe in her favor. We swilled beers and then our captain cut up the fish and we ate it raw right on the boat. Back at the hostel I perused some news and watched some Entourage. The others played a drinking game and went bowling while Jamie and Sarah went to a Jimji Bong to relax.

Today I sit on a beach with beautiful white sand dotted with volcanic rock. The water is a kind aqua blue. I talked to Chuck, Chris, and Phil back in Ottawa. It was nice to ...

... tout bonnement a diner, meme si ils ne parlent pas vraiment anglais (le fils oui, par contre). C'est aussi en visitant les environs que mes maux de dos lies a mon dernier voyage sont revenus me hanter. Vous savez, ceux qui pincent le nerf qui influe sur la "digestion"... Je me rends ensuite a Yeosu, ville portuaire qui, je l'ai decouvert sur place, sera l'hote de l'EXPO 2012. Cette ville possede un jolie parc sur un ile liee a terre par un pont ...

... later, 'Mary, is PC an internet café or bar?' 'Yes, PC means internet. And it's also a karaoke bar.' -Foreign countries have crazy drivers. Well, that is kind of true but it's because the roads can be very small like a European James Bound case small. On the flip side major intersections are massive, I mean huge like the Ark d'triumph roundabout big, which allows for a lot of crazy. -I don't know if this is a stereotype but all the women ...

... on stopped running either due to the rain or normal operations. Fortunately the kindly ajeoshis and ajummas that I rented the scooter from helped me get on a bus to the other ferry, but not before pulling me up a seat to thier table and shoving succulant watermelon in my face. I ran into a Korean American from LA and her Korean husband or boyfriend. I had seen them a couple of times on the small island and was ...

... syllables to the word to write it correctly. Hmm...not sure if you follow that. Like, for McDonalds. There's no real way to write the /lds/ sound combination. They have the sounds, but written it doesn't make sense, so they add the extra syllable "Mik ka don ald sa." Makes more sense written in Hongeul. BUT!! The spoken language follows suit, and therefore is butchered.

Blah blah blah...sorry. I'm not sure that's a correct conclusion, but that's one of ...

... wasn't starting. We waited a bit, and then returned to the hotel, ready for warmth and nourishment. Both were provided. Someone came to give us a better car and we ate my favorite Korean meal: samgyupsal. Basically, Korean bacon, cooked on a stove at your table. Jeju is famous for a black pig that used to eat people's poop back in the olden times. Sounds delicious, right? It was, I loved it. The restaurant was filled with hotel guests. Literally, a thirty ...

... tower. The gardens are meticulous... not a weed to be seen and all the plants so happy, healthy and well kept. The indoor gardens were HOT!!! I actually thought I was going to melt it was so hot in there!! Especially in the cactus garden. although I don't know if it was actually hotter or whether it was because we spent so long in there. In the centre area of the building there were air conditioners blasting out cold air, so ...

... the caldera after stashing our bags in our room. On the way up the grassy hill, we watched a number of Korean tourists marvelling at the flowers in bloom beneath the towering shell of the volcano. Oddly enough, the park authorities had gotten a hold of a few horses and set them loose in the area, undoubtedly in an attempt to give the place a certain pastoral feel. The actual climb itself was fairly quick and painless, offering fine views across the neighboring coastline ...