The Golf Hotel Lincoln

... in Australia! I will take lots of photos and make sure you all see what we get up to!

Have fun while I'm gone and make sure you behave for your teachers while I'm away,

Lots of love

Mr Shark and Frederick Lion

:-)

... all of the people turn up that did on Thursday, made me feel very loved and I can't wait to see you all again and tell you of all the things I get up to. You all mean the world to me and if any of you get the cash or motivation to escape lovely England then let me know and I'll make sure I'm at the airport to meet you!

So now until I arrive down under I bid you adieu

x

Ha ha ha ha! I can't help but laugh nervously about this, it was absolutely f*****g hilarious.

So there we were; me and my father-in-law Shaun, cruising down the M18 towards Goole direction at around 90 miles an hour in the outside lane admiring the incapacities of radio 4 comics to deliver anything even remotely funny, and some doddery old fool in a tiny green Nissan Micra that screams "I’m old and can’t drive" pulls in ...

Tired. I'm really f*****g tired. I’m not sure my body and brain can sustain much more of these 6am lurches into reality. Every morning I wake and my eyes stream, and I stumble drunkenly into the shower and wrecklessly throw baby talc all over me like a prisoner released from solitary confinement; This follows by an hour of listening to radio 4 while I try desparately to understand ...

... around wondering if I should take notes while I try and keep up with everything Dr. Bujak was saying. With Dr. Greene by my side, I felt the need to be studious (not that I'm not, of course!) So I wrote a few things down on my notebook paper, one of them being "remember to sit in back of hall next lecture" with the word back underlined at least 3 times.

It's a lovely town and everyone comes to shop on a sunny Saturday. They all have their favorite places and the river is so pretty but I'm tired of writing about churches for a little while.
Look at Philip's pictures of this gorgeous, full on English Gothic perfection.

... however unfortunately we made it to skegness with time to spare. We parked up and had a walk along the beach front the clatter of fruit machines and the cry of the bingo caller following us down the street as we moved past the arcades.
As 7:30 drew nearer I was really looking forward to the laughs ahead and we made our way into the theater and our seats. U19 and U20 right in the middle. We climbed past about 20 really happy people eagerly and not ...

... to dawn on me what I had let myself in for. Looking back on it now it is hard to imagine how I felt, mainly because I now know what I have encountered over the last year, but before I left I was stepping into the complete unknown... anything could happen!

Anyway, to try and counterbalance the feelings of anxiety I got really really drunk and ended up puking in my tent (which I was sharing with my unfortunate friend Rich).

... Truepenny and Robin Cosgrove who join a short list comprising myself , Mike Ball, &Tim Ibbott. Shaun O'Hara succumbing to the sands of time. Still more to find for that reunion. After Spalding we experienced Bostons renown 9day street May Fair, which takes over the whole of the town centre. I much regretted a rash move to show how young I am by going on one of the rides that swings you about in all directions ...

Arriving in Singapore to a balmy 32 degrees was absolutely wonderful after we left cold and snow behind. Changi Airport is a really nice airport and easy to find your way around. A taxi met us and took us to our hotel very promptly and efficiently. The Furama City Hotel didn't get rave reviews on Trip Advisor but the guy at TravelBag assured me he had stayed there and it was a good hotel so I took his ...