The Golf Hotel Lincoln

... in Australia! I will take lots of photos and make sure you all see what we get up to!<br><br>Have fun while I'm gone and make sure you behave for your teachers while I'm away,<br><br>Lots of love<br><br>Mr Shark and Frederick Lion<br><br>:-)<br><br><br>

... all of the people turn up that did on Thursday, made me feel very loved and I can't wait to see you all again and tell you of all the things I get up to. You all mean the world to me and if any of you get the cash or motivation to escape lovely England then let me know and I'll make sure I'm at the airport to meet you!<br><br>So now until I arrive down under I bid you adieu<br><br>x<br>

Ha ha ha ha! I can't help but laugh nervously about this, it was absolutely f*****g hilarious. <br><br>So there we were; me and my father-in-law Shaun, cruising down the M18 towards Goole direction at around 90 miles an hour in the outside lane admiring the incapacities of radio 4 comics to deliver anything even remotely funny, and some doddery old fool in a tiny green Nissan Micra that screams "I&#8217;m old and can&#8217;t drive" pulls in ...

Tired. I'm really f*****g tired. I&#8217;m not sure my body and brain can sustain much more of these 6am lurches into reality. Every morning I wake and my eyes stream, and I stumble drunkenly into the shower and wrecklessly throw baby talc all over me like a prisoner released from solitary confinement; This follows by an hour of listening to radio 4 while I try desparately to understand ...

... from then on out I knew it might be a bit of a struggle. As my roommates and I met up with a few of our friends in the hallway, we scurried down the stairs to the Long Gallery to sit in an hour lecture given by Dr. Bujak, the vice principal of our school. Just as I was about to save a seat next to me for one of the other slackers who woke up late, (my friend ...

It's a lovely town and everyone comes to shop on a sunny Saturday. They all have their favorite places and the river is so pretty but I'm tired of writing about churches for a little while.<br>Look at Philip's pictures of this gorgeous, full on English Gothic perfection.

... and I think you should all do the same - mainly so i do not feel alone in wasting £35 on tickets but also so we can compare notes on who stayed the longest. (if you can last all night I'll refund you the bloody ticket money!) <br>Ken Dodd was not dead good but his jokes were dead and good riddance. <br><br>We ended up going for a meal in an Italian in Boston and that was superb - then it was home for slippers and cocoa, yeah I'm old but not old enough to enjoy Ken...

... to dawn on me what I had let myself in for. Looking back on it now it is hard to imagine how I felt, mainly because I now know what I have encountered over the last year, but before I left I was stepping into the complete unknown... anything could happen!<br><br>Anyway, to try and counterbalance the feelings of anxiety I got really really drunk and ended up puking in my tent (which I was sharing with my unfortunate friend Rich).

We've just had a great holiday at Elsdon and Joan Franks' Cretan home in the olive grove above Tavronitis on the NW coast .Our host introduced us to several friends and Taverna owners( the men mostly being called Manoli!) and showed us the local sights including the oldest olive tree in Crete , the newly found Roman mosaics in Kissamos,the birds at Lake Agia(the small Bittern being a first for me ...

Arriving in Singapore to a balmy 32 degrees was absolutely wonderful after we left cold and snow behind. Changi Airport is a really nice airport and easy to find your way around. A taxi met us and took us to our hotel very promptly and efficiently. The Furama City Hotel didn't get rave reviews on Trip Advisor but the guy at TravelBag assured me he had stayed there and it was a good hotel so I took his ...