ibis Phuket Patong
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... t evening speak English but yet where trying to sing English songs. We start chatting to these two girls who are here on holiday... Next thing I know the four of us are out the bar and sitting in a half brothel half lap dancing bar watching a ping pong show. Now I won't go into detail on what it is, I'll let you search that one on Google. All I can say is birds, fish, razors, darts, nails and plenty more. I am generally mentally scared for life. The 4 of us ...
... Jonny that he couldn't move, or else the snake would bite him (or at least try to!). Jonny didn't make out like he was scared, but I'm sure he was. He played it cool though, and of course I took multiple photos and videos. Then we watched the full version of the king Cobra show, but this time the cobra was a lot more agitated, and was trying to bite the man more. But not only that, he was also trying to get over the edge of the snake pit and kept looking over at us, ...
... a trail of water and ice blocks.
"So you are in Thailand for the International Food Mistresses Conference?", he asked.
"Si, I am on the Executive of the Food Mistresses Association, this is our annual global convention where Food Mistresses from all over the worlda meet to discuss how we can improve our skills and services for our clients."
"So you will be very busy while you are in Phuket?", asked Battery Boy.
"Not that busy ...
... a quick look. The same with the other islands, however Phi Phi is amazing and when we go back we are going to spend a night on the island to help us explore more. we paid about $35 for this tour for all transfers etc. don't agree on brochure prices, always barder!
James Bond Island tour:
I Loved this tour! some of the most amazing islands I have ever seen! the floating Muslim island was my favorite! so different to what I ...
... gave a s***. Only a yank could have the audacity to be so utterly **** and still play so many songs in front of an audience with not the hint of embarrassment. We left pretty soon after, I think most people did. Thanks Chaz! The next day we got cycles out. They was awful the chain kept coming off and to work the thousand gears on it you needed a degree in nuclear physics. We worked out it was too hot, we was to unfit and a moped was a lot easier and cheaper so wouldn't be ...