Hotel la Metisse St. François

... hollow waves from autumn through to
spring (September to March) as the swells are bigger and the waves
are more consistent.


For those new to surfing or if you're
looking to start, the waves are more adapted during summer as the
swells are usually smaller and the waves are thus generally smaller
and more fun.

Basse-Terre (western island) is best
during the cyclone season as it gets south to south east swells.
Grande-Terre ...

... The scenery on these walks often includes waterfalls (such as the Cascade aux Ecrevisses) or lakes (such as the Grand Etang). On Grande-Terre, hiking trails lead through the mangrove or along the cliffs of the Atlantic coast. La Route de la Traversee is the road that crosses through the middle of Basse-Terre and the National Park (Parc National). It's a gorgeous region surrounded by mountains and forests with several lagoons for swimming and ...

... shows up on a scooter and I get all giggly and girlish. We're heading towards Ti Zouk which turns out to be closed. My Guy returns to say he doesn't have to work at Casa anyway so it's suddenly up to Audrey what's gonna happen and that's when the mission of the night becomes to Find Thomas. My Guy drives on to HotSpot and we check out Casa, it's OK, totally happening for a Sunday night. We miss our rides to HotSpot and when I call My Guy and get word that ...

... done in Gustavia, and did actually wake up early but My Guy was no that excited about leaving and stressing so in the end we didn't get going until noonish. Walked out in my old makeup, ****** hair and broken dress actually, and drove back to the Manap freaking out about not wearing a helmet (1250 Euro fine!!!!) (or death). Anyways changed real quick while My Guy "found" a helmet, passed by airport and then got invited to lunch at Caviar Island ...

... was playing her "I'm so young and don't know what to do in stressful situations"-act. She actually blamed saying it on the fact that three guys wanted to have sex with her and she was very stressed about it. I could have thrown my beer at her I was so annoyed. As Vanja said later on 'She needs to get burnt really really really bad'. Anyways the french girls were partying french style and Kat was over energetic probably trying to overcome ...

... was hilarious. Good times : ) Then Monday. Yesterday. I've been needing to recharge my phone for ages so yesterday went to St Jean for a while, then went to buy minutes but nope, all out of Digicell. It sucks so bad being on a small island, it's not as if I can just walk up to the next store when there's only one. Anyways I walked back home and thats when people started commenting on my face. Yep, I got sunburnt. Very surprising actually, though being here for a couple of weeks ...

... though, I had fun from the beginning until the end. I ran into Bertrand on the dancefloor and he gave me his opinions on most everyone in the club. I talked to Gaenael (how the hell do you spell that name??) and it turns out that 'Old Matthieus' name is Titi. So the club closes and Dom offers to take me home, Vanja offers to take me home and Bertrand offers to take me home. I'm just loving being so incredibly well looked after : ) What actually happened was that I went ...

... here, you could probably get away with murder. I feel free. I feel totally free. Right now that is. Then again, some nights it sucks ************g that it's small, if you don't go crazy there's absolutely nothing to do. It's either stay in and watch stupid french TV with Timal or go out and get into crazy ****. I love the crazy ****, but won't I get tired of it? And it's not healthy. It's not good for me. I've done this lifestyle before and I know where it leads ...

... my boyfriend, then Cedric says he likes me very much. - Philippe O begs me to kiss him - then Kathy sleeps with him. I tell Féderico I need to leave. Kathy says that Féderico says that Matthieu wants to date me. Féderico tells me Cedric loves me. I find Annabel in my room and throw at fit at Matthieu. Peter Peter begs me to come to his beach house where Phillipe O has sex with drugged out American girl. Emanuel ...

... surprised/amazed that I left. Wish I hadn't though, wish I would've flipped out or told her to get the **** out. I did flip out though, only like 5 minutes later down at the reception. And then again like an hour later when Matthieu unknowingly comes down. That was great though, I totally lashed out on him told him how ****ing stupid he's acting and that there's no ****ing way in hell that his freaked out girlfriend is ever ever ever allowed to come to MY room again. Felt ...