Hotel Oceania Quimper
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- Drycleaning onsite
- Banquet room
- Reduced mobility rooms
- Room service
- High-speed internet in room (free)
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... acorns were everywhere.
It was all getting a bit eerie, it reminded me of the films Wrong Turn and Deliverance.
We eventually made it to the fuel, thank God. Reset the satnav only for it to tell me to go back the way we’d come – noooooo!. I double checked it on the maps on my phone. Yep, we had to go back. This village sat on a northerly route and our route was north east. The ...
... bridges was absolutely brilliant, pleasure to be alive.
The only downside was skirting round the towns, The French love to stick a roundabout at every ****'s end they can think of and the real downer was the drone from the sat nav every 200 yards,"At the roundabout take the 2nd exit (always the 2nd exit), Rue de Charles De Gaulle"
Every sodding road was named ...
... to give up, it had a turned into a baby, it just kept getting bigger and bigger, it would not be walked off. We had a drink at a bar and it got a new lease of life, the cous-cous baby was stealing all my bodily fluids.
After leaving Pont Aven Annie suggested we visit Uncle Paul who lives just down the road from them, he is 84 and suffers from all sorts of ailments ...
... n Will neck a few glasses of that. We learn that South Africa have beaten Wales and New Zealand have just hammered France and me n Will are half-hammered and the world is good.
We tip out at midnight. Annie takes the drunken foreigners back to the hotel and she gets breathalysed on the way. Fortunately she hasn't touched a drop but she says it's the first time she's ever been bagged. Good job I wasn't driving. Can you get Wi-Fi in a police cell?
Satnav cockups: ...
QUESTION: What do you call a collection of bad tempered, bigoted, flatulent, miserable, stupid old people?
ANSWER: My fellow passengers!
I have been told off by the wife for being very negative about this trip. I did mention to Min that it was she who was always going on about "it wasn't like this on the Anthem", but that did not move her. So I'm going to be all sweetness and light from now on.
I am delighted to be able to tell you that the ...