Hotel Dolce Vita Kavaje
nr Giardino Complex, Golem-Kavaje Kavaje, Albania
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Albanian madness!
... GPS was right over old fashioned map reading skills. he was wrong. again.
We found the campsite just after dark. Annie and Simon were the only team there, waiting in the dark (poor things!) for several hours. We were behind Mike and Mick, the duch guys on bikes and the italian team, all slowly crawling our way up the mountain to the campsite.
We set up our tents and got the fire started before cracking open a bottle of vodka and chatting about the day. ...
Skanderbeg
... get any hot water it was just a quick shower with Ronan Keating, a classical tooth clean and a disco p*ss before a quick bite from the hot breakfast buffet and jumping on the bus to the Albanian town of Kruja en route to Budva and Montenegro.
Kruja is the hometown of Albania's national hero Skanderbeg, who was originally called Kastrioti and was the son of an Albanian prince. He was handed over as a hostage to the Turks who ...
Uitamine
... kontsadega. Tundub, et valmistutakse ristimiseks. Ristitavaks ei osutu prouade pettumuseks aga mitte beebi, vaid kusagil kahekümne tuuris neiu. Kõigile jagatakse küünlad. Vaheldumisi jutlus ja laul. Siis läheb neiu Jola kõrvalruumi ja ilmub mõne aja pärast lühikeses valges öösärgis. Sellega peab ta ämbrisse ronima, kuhu on eelnevalt kuuma ja külma vett valatud. Talle kallatakse laulu saatel pisut vett pähe ja siis läheb ta meiki kohendama ...
Tsivilisatsioonis
... ra muretse, saad uue, lohutatakse sealt. Tee palju pilte, võta kõik asjad autost ära ja lase aknale kile peale kleepida.
Sõidan autoremondikohta, mis on kinni, aga mille kõrvaloleva pesula personal mulle jupi kilet leiab, auto tolmuimejaga kildudest puhtaks imeb ja akna kinni kleebib. Ma pesulat just tegelt ka ennist otsisin, aga see nüüd selleks.
Ööbimiseks leian mingi urka. Katuse all kuuene tuba, kuhu lubatakse teisi mitte panna. Odav vähemalt. Ei tea ju ...
All work and no play
... and towards the end made North Korea's Kim Jong-il look normal. Being a bit paranoid, he constructed three quarters of a million mushroom-shaped bunkers.
“It is said that when a prototype for the bunkers was presented to Hoxha, he demanded the architect to go inside of it. A tank was then ordered to open fire. The bunker withstood the shelling, the architect ...


