Gostilna Muller

Locka cesta 6, Crnomelj, Lower Carniola Region, 8340, Slovenia | Hotel
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Travel Blogs from Crnomelj

Another day in paradise

A travel blog entry by kenherr

6

... a thick top edge and the tennis ball went up. It was real skier. I was already poised and offered him the shout 'start walking son'. Safely pouched he then got the finger towards the dressing room (poolside bar) with 'and don't use all the hot water'. Cricket fans will know what I mean. Billy opened with two women. ****! At four was an 8 year old who was smaller than the bat. I came in five and lasted. Billy didactic little better but as usual couldn't ...

The art of captaincy

A travel blog entry by kenherr

1

Yesterday was the 1st one day International. I had a Caribbean breakfast. 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, mushrooms, beans, hash brown, black pudding, sautéed potatoes, toast and a rum and coke. The night before having got off the cataraman I made the mistake of going back to the room for a lie down. Billy woke me up about 9 and I showered and went to the bar. He made the mistake of having a lie down. He didn't make the bar. Most mornings we have had a beach walk. ...

Pervert

A travel blog entry by kenherr

1

... get choppy. He wasn't joking. A couple of years ago the company I work for had their 10th anniversary party at Alton Towers. Don't do roller coasters so settled for the ghost train. This was bonkers. I now have the utmost respect for Ellen MacArthur. Eventually we get through it and things slow down. Pass a massive power cruiser and park on a nearby beach for lunch. Billy goes for some snorkelling. I perve. Lunch was fantastic but no ...

Front bottoms

A travel blog entry by kenherr

1

... hers. I chose Mildred after our firtst cat that got run over by a car. Not because her front bottom looked like a dead cat. I used to ask her if Benjamin could visit Mildred. Occasionally she said yes. But more often than not it was no.
I've got a headache.
You're ******.
Not tonight Benji.
Sometimes it would be. Mildred wants Benjamin to visit now
Now I always thought this unfair. Because every time she asked if ...

Elephantitis

A travel blog entry by kenherr

6

... Yes. I pay. Today (Tuesday) I go and see her to collect my tickets. I gave them to your friend. You can't have done he's over on the sunbed getting fatter. The stupid cow has only given them to someone else. Onto Sandra at work who accesses my e-mails and sends copies of the WICB e-mails to the Virgin office in St Johns with a veiled threat that some compensation may be required if it isn't all sorted out. Met a couple Who tell they are from West ...

Location

This hotel, located on Locka cesta 6, Crnomelj, is near Spanish Wells, Gaulding's Cay, Tarpum Bay, and Rock Sound.
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TripAdvisor Reviews Gostilna Muller Crnomelj

4.50 of 5 stars Outstanding