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... more excitable dolphins. The dolphins were not so much spotted, as along for the ride; they love boats so much, they were out at the front racing it. I thought their love of boats, was the explanation for the Freddy Krueger claw marks across their backs, but apparently they are caused during sex! I chatted to two wildy different couples next to me and thoroughly enjoyed my morning. Following a lovely morning on the boat and a tad tipsy, I met back up with Katie for ...
... to think. We just suddenly would rely on the daily
newsletter. If it says on the newsletter that todays wear is formal,
then that's what we wear. Most ladies are well prepared for these
formal nights. If the cruise is seventeen days, then they bring
seventeen ball gowns plus three other formal dresses in case one does
not fit well. The guys on the other hand will bring one pair of
pants. “Don't worry, I will turn it inside out after one ...
... two shrimp in it. We both had clam chowder soup which was great. Ann had salmon and shrimp wellington which was stacked high and good. Dave had a steak with shrimp. This was also good with the steak cooked to perfection.
After supper we got a movie and went back to our room to watch it. Unfortunately the remote did not work and the sound was bad so were looked on the TV and Ann found a vampire movie to watch while Dave just went to ...
... not the soft end. Without knowing what it was, I threw it back into the water.
A storm looked like it was rolling in which is odd for this time of year and we stayed on the beach watching it until it got dark and the storm went south. No storm for us.
We ordered room service that night. A pizza that took almost 2 hours to arrive and we inhaled it before crashing.
We're playing hard and sleeping hard. Tomorrow, we're off to Talpa and Mascota.
... and taking their stickers whenever one said "no" to you. He went up to one of the servers to let them know he'd lost his sticker.
"Um, senor, no tengo my...sticker-o. Lost it."
The server put down his tray and spoke in near-perfect English. "I am sorry, Sir. I will go find you another one."
"Ok, bueno, bueno. Gracias...cool." He smiled sheepishly. "OK, I'm drunk. Gotta hit el bano." I heard him mention that to himself, and I exchanged a ...