Boat Lagoon Resort Phuket

... I eat, I get a stomach cramp until I take a ****. Food just needs to touch the inside of my mouth and my bowels are all like "Myeeeh, take me to the pool *******" And I'm like "You're the *******, sphincter. No, just relax will you?" But my internal organs do not co-operate and I have to go choke a darkie (that ones for you Donno). So my ass is tender. Secondly, a certain moment of my life flashed before my eyes three times today - not the same moment, a different one each time. I ...

... we shared it every day with 2 geckos and a frog. The gecko was natures best alarm clock in the mornings - very loud indeed.<br> <br>We had to stop in the resort town of Penang for a few days to get our Thai visa sorted out. We didn't see much of Penang, but we did eat at the night markets, and the dim sum was the best I have ever eaten, and real wonder mix of flavours.<br><br>After that we headed for Thailand, but I'll tell you more about that in the next blog.

My spouse and I were celebrating our 2 years anniversary, we want some nice and romance place, and lastly we found it. We just spent two unforgettable nights at Outrigger Serenity Terraces Resort Phuket - on promotion "Honeymoon Celebration Package". <br><br>Actually we had to be placed at serenity room-as the package we reserved- but when we arrived, we were upgraded ...

... we admired the mountains covered with lush greenery, the colourfully painted houses and the hundreds of religious statues and temples which are decorated with golden Buddhas and other interesting artwork. We arrived in Hat Yai at around 2pm (only 3 hours late) and had to change minibus. We were then told it was another 5 hours to Krabi and Phuket was another 2 and a half hours from there ... slightly longer than the 8 hour total journey sold to us by the travel agent in ...

... that stretch. As previously mentioned, I was in India when the tsunamis struck and I saw the devastating damage up close on the southern Indian coast in 2004. Of all recent natural disasters, the tsunami strikes a particularly tragic chord in me and is a disaster that is very close to my heart. The pictures, videos and stories of that day are absolutely devastating and every bit as shocking and heart wrenching today as they were on Boxing Day in ...

Day 1, Arrived late on the pimp ferry and transferred to Long tail for the beach drop. Railay is on a peninsula near Krabi. We asked to get dropped at Ton Sai Beach, which is a small bay surrounded by limestone cliffs. Had a bit of a struggle to find digs as it is a rock climbers paradise. There are no cars and it was very chilled due to the limited access, just how we like it. Really nice bungalow but a small mountain trek to get to it! Ate in the resort, both copped out ...

... to travel only with Steve, always just the 2 of us. We always like to go places and do stuffs that most Asian travellers find it not ...

... horizon and all was happy. It did take a really long time, and we ended up coming into a beautiful bay which we had not known before. Seemed our ferry to Ao Nang also included a bus ride, who knew? Not us. It was a gorgeous beach and there was a large three Buddha statue as we came in, then we kept coming in, and even though the water seemed to hold a few paddling people nearby the ferry came slowly closer and closer to the shore until we stopped and I cant believe we didn't run aground ...

... lady who Jes and I thought was drowning at one point, but she claimed she was okay and continued doggy paddling in her lifejacket while coughing and splurting. We saw quite a few different fish and even one bigger black clown fish. After a half hour we climbed back on the boat. We zoomed to Hin Klang for some open water snorkelling. The water was about 4 or 5 metres deep. The reef was phenomenal again. Lots of giant clams, with pink and purple ...

... All very colourful and bright and each piece goes through the dyeing process 3 or 4 times very long and labour intensive process. Beautiful colours so we just has to buy 1 or 2 pieces as momentos. We traveled around the whole of the island and took in the different scenery such as the beach areas as well as the fruit plantations. We returned to the port so tired from the heat we decided to get on the next shuttle ferry back to our abode.