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Alright...today's joke comes from special guest contributor Tim:
Why does the Mississippi River flow south from Minnesota?
Because Iowa sucks
Iowa's response is best delivered by my mother's new horse
It was really rainy when I woke up today. I really wanted to get away from that campground though. I'm not really afraid of germs, but the bathrooms really grossed me out. I walked in and I was instantly hit by a stench of mold. The humidity is so high here that I'm not surprised that mold and rot would be everywhere. One of the doors was jammed so I peered over and to my horror saw the dirtiest ...
... it and decided to trim the trees while it was already a mess. I paint a picture of a construction zone here, but it's actually still really pretty and natural for the most part. Ken was a worker who hauled tree debris away after the tree trimmers were done. He talked to me for 20 minutes about the trip and his desire to do it. He has nerve damage and arthritis so he has written it off for himself, but he was excited to ...
It's Flag Day and my flag of choice is a giant banner that reads, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"
I celebrated at Mom's with a good book, Lifetime movies (murder & mayhem, not sappy), and pistachio cake. She even let me have the gooey center pieces - quite possibly because she saw what happened when The Nightmare Nanny didn't get her way.
... fully mouth-pounded. Also booze (thanks Norma) because I'm traveling with my mother.
This was phase 1 of my packing experience - all now sealed in an airtight plastic container, Airtight because of the bears. Also, I left the honey here in FM after reading "The House at Pooh Corner" - where I learned that bears cannot resist honey. Smart. ...