London Beach Country Hotel & Spa
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- Non-smoking rooms
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- Wireless internet connection in room (free)
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It has been about 5 months since I've last updated my travelpod. I've returned to England from my second journey out to sea, again with no prevail.
The glaciers and icy weather conditions were still present throughout the majority of this voyage, and I found myself in a predicament several times because of them. Luckily, neither my ship, nor I, suffered any serious injuries, and I was able to continue my trip as planned.
We stopped when we reached calm ...
... light lunch. They delivered a Greek mezze sharing platter which looked and sounded better than it was. The kofta were lovely, dolmades were OK but the two hummus offerings, one with carrot and orange....yuk and the other with beetroot and walnut were clearly nothing to do with Greece but were pretentious gastro at its worst. Flat bread was yummy and so ...
... were made up of old tombstones. It was interesting to read the names and the years of birth and death although the children's section was really quite sad. I kept running my fingers over the walls where people had engraved their initials, some as long back as 1600's. It was surreal to think that someone touched that very stone so many years ago. Inside the cathedral the roof was high and intricately designed. There were some elaborate tombstones however the ...
... I had the turkeys across my knee. A combination of leaning your hand in the wrong place and directing their ***** in the wrong direction can mean that your leg gets covered in ****. I learned after the first day to wear my waterproofs at all time, and I got better at holding their ***** away from me. So I can now say that I've plucked a turkey, but I didn't like doing it, and I don't particularly ever want to do it again.
A few more minor grumbles. I definitely felt like ...
... taking that special lady out for a meal at what was voted the word's top restaurant in 2005 will cost you a minimum of £810 or NZ$1,620.
MInd you, you don't get snail porridge just anywhere, or Salmon poached in a licorice gel either.
As my inside contact says, she would have to be a ...