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Another random day on the job by a typical toddler
... down so far, you could probably park a compact family car on my bottom lip.
This week, I have mainly been shouting. In the back of the car can wind daddy up in record time. At bathtime is a good one- great reverb- and well, during mealtimes really gets the party started.
I have also recently decided to go native. All the other children around here go barefoot all the time, so I thought I would try and join in with the indigenous population. Unfortunately, my ...
Christmas is acoming
... got sneezed in the face by a sheep. There are many worthwhile experiences as one navigates through life. A faceful of sheep juice would not be in my top 20, that’s all I’m saying.
In the evening, we were invited out to a BBQ. Honestly, like bloody buses these social occasions. Anyway, this one was from Nina- a work colleague of mine. We had a lovely evening drinking wine and being extremely jealous of their beautiful ...
Wine influenced purchases
So after a couple of weeks that you might file under
“normality”, Phil and his brother Stu arrived for the weekend. We went up Te
Mata peak and then to Ocean beach, where Amy showed her ability to appreciate
the beauty of the natural world by stripping naked and ******** al fresco on the beach.
She then waited until daddy had dug a little hole and neatly buried it before
squatting for ...
Things I like by A Hodgkinson
I like chips
I like chips
I like chips
I like chips
I like chips
I like chips
I like chips
I like chips
with Ketchup.
I can't help it. How can mummy and daddy expect me to eat healthily then live over the road from a chip shop? Actually, how can I even know what healthy is? I'm two.
We don't have any ketchup in the house at the moment, but we have sweet chilli sauce. Same ...
Amy's weekend
... He won't make that mistake again.
When evening came, it was apparent that daddy had given me his cold, the idiot.
At bath time, daddy tried to work the jacuzzi on the bath but didn't put enough water in to cover the jet streams. The resultant explosion of water went four feet in every direction covering every wall in the bathroom. Naturally, I went apesh*t. I'm alright now though. Pillock.
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