Mermaid Guesthouse
Travel Blogs from Miami Beach
Welcome to the big smoke
... sure the road was a carpark !! Everyone out for a cruise and the cars were mostly top shelf...money money money.. It was a pretty cool place, in the street behind Ocean Drive were all the trendy shops..like "Dash" the Kardashian girls own that. nearly a star spot.
We then drove through Coconut Grove, beautiful and right next door was the first Black settlement in Miami so it went from flashy to slum..within this area was the cemetary where ...
Here comes the sun
... moral depravity proved no barrier to entering the Land of the Free. I mean, we're headed to Key West for God's sake. You may aswell drape yourself in a rainbow flag and wear glittery hotpants the minute you enter the country if that's your destination!
Once through customs we were greeted by our driver Felipe holding a sign marked Philip Luff, my father's name, causing Coman to question whether I'd invited my parents along for the ride, and then those doors opened and ...
Im in Miami Bitch...
... with plenty of foreign girls also staying here.
Today we found the energy for a beach run towards an outdoor work out area, seeing as the gyms were very expensive for day passes. The beach is exquisite, showing off its white sand, clear water and obviously the abundance of babes aswell as its topless ones :)
Fun Fact: 90% of women here have massive Tits. 50% are fake Tits. and 100% of us love this.
Fun Fact: Micka woke up in a gutter next to the lake this ...
ULTRA 2011...I'm in Miami Beach!!!
... and dressed up with crazy make up and neon colors. Some people went all out with their costumes and were full on animals or a combination of a human and an animal. It was crazy rave gear everywhere you looked. Naturally, my friends and I all got separated for like 5 hours at a time. We would try to meet up, but just give up after a few hours. I saw some crazy DJ's and went wild until my body couldn't take anymore, then I would go eat the food in ...
Melting.....
... realised there wasn't much shade anywhere. So it was back to hostel before I passed out. People were up by now and I spoke to a couple of people from Liverpool who were in my room. They were really friendly and I started to feel that maybe my first reaction had been a bit harsh. The rest of the day was uneventful and I was hanging so got an early night (this is unheard of in South Beach). People rolled back to the hostel between the hours of 2.30am and 4.30am but I wasn't ...
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