Full Version: Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate
This is the best headline for an obituary in the history of the world!
QUOTE(wisconsin_fan81 @ Jul 9 2009, 12:11 AM) 
This is the best headline for an obituary in the history of the world!
As tragic as this is I immediately thought of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! (sad I know)
Yeah, I think we all thought of the same thing. Except he obviously didn't die of "greed" like poor Augustus...
Poor chocolate factory worker man...
Poor chocolate factory worker man...
Well I certainly hope he won't be appearing in any chocolate bars any time soon... :S
It's funny (Well, not really funny that a person died) that back in the 60s, the Smothers Brothers sang about that.
Tom: I fell into a vat of chocolate.
I fell into a vat of chocolate.
Dick: What did you do when you fell into the chocolate?
both: La-dee-da-dum-la-dee-doo-dum-day.
Then they went into a long silly dialogue on this supposed incident, ending with:
Tom: I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate.
Dick: Why did you yell 'Fire!' when you fell into the chocolate?
Tom: I yelled 'Fire!' 'cause no one would come if I yelled 'Chocolate!'
both: La-dee-da-dum-la-dee-doo-dum-day.
Tom: I fell into a vat of chocolate.
I fell into a vat of chocolate.
Dick: What did you do when you fell into the chocolate?
both: La-dee-da-dum-la-dee-doo-dum-day.
Then they went into a long silly dialogue on this supposed incident, ending with:
Tom: I yelled 'Fire!' when I fell into the chocolate.
Dick: Why did you yell 'Fire!' when you fell into the chocolate?
Tom: I yelled 'Fire!' 'cause no one would come if I yelled 'Chocolate!'
both: La-dee-da-dum-la-dee-doo-dum-day.
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