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[jacquesl]

Something simple and easy...or difficult and complex...just make me laugh...or even just bring a little smile to my lips!

Something light to start it off!


If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

[wakingdream]

There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't

[travelmonster]

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

[inasia2008]

Speech impediments wule ok.

Do you have a drink problem? Yes, I can’t afford it.

Humpty was pushed. Mona Lisa was framed.

I like sheep - its me and ewe baby.

Prevent hangovers - stay drunk.

Examinations - nature’s laxatives.

Whenever I read about the perils of drinking, I give up reading.

Just because you think they’re all out to get you, doesn’t mean its not true.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

[kitkatgo]

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in heels!

[jacquesl]

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

[inasia2008]

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get "laid" off?

[introducinlyric]

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

this made me

[jacquesl]

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get "laid" off?

Like this one!!! hahahahah...hahah hehehe hahahahaha




Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

[travelmonster]

Did you hear about the pizza place that went out of business because it couldn't raise the dough?

[jacquesl]

Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

[inasia2008]

Ha ha, that's funny, I like that!

[kjonline]

I was listening to the radio a couple nights ago and heard a story of a guy who visited one of those island countries. He decided to try parasailing. The guy driving the boat was a bit of a novice, and started off too slowly, so the woman whose turn was ahead of this fellow ended up taking a dive at first, but once the boat got up to speed she came out of the water and was airborne. Next up was the guy telling the story. Again he ended up under the water, but wasn't worried because he knew he'd be out soon. But he neglected to think about the effect of all that rushing water on his swimsuit. The instant he was out of the water his trunks were pulled right off his legs and there he was up in the air in his birthday suit.

It was funnier the way he told it.

[jacquesl]

How about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[jacquesl]

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

[jacquesl]

An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one
evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every
request
to his wife
with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and
clearly,
they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to
his
host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still
call your wife those loving pet names'.

The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said.
'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death
to
ask her what it is!'

[ScottWoz]

Who's the coolest guy in a hospital?

The ultra-sound guy..

[Paul]

What is brown and sticky?


A stick

[jacquesl]

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

[travelmonster]

Kid: Can I have a canary for Christmas

Mother: No, you can have turkey like everyone else