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nomadic
post Apr 12 2008, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(exploreamerica @ Apr 12 2008, 11:36 AM) *

what is a "speech righter"? Do you make speeches right?


'Twas a pun my American cousin. I wrote them....but sometimes I righted them too. Hey - why didn't you ask me about the burger flipping? God damn.
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post Apr 12 2008, 01:35 PM
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I really wanted to ask what a carrot grader is!

So who did you write speeches for? I think speech writers are sp gifted and underappreciated. Do you mind me asking for your biography? LOL!!


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post Apr 12 2008, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE(exploreamerica @ Apr 12 2008, 01:35 PM) *

I really wanted to ask what a carrot grader is!

So who did you write speeches for? I think speech writers are sp gifted and underappreciated. Do you mind me asking for your biography? LOL!!



Ask away...I wouldn't be bloggin’ if I wasn't somewhat of an exhibitionist. As a former Editor, I will of course dramatise and romanitise my life (I am sure you understand). Answers below:

a) A carrot grader is someone who stands in front of a machine full of passing carrots assessing them fit for Marks & Spencers or not. After a couple of hours it is like being on hallucinogenics (allegedly) and the carrots begin to “walk”. Another British term for this is “riddling”.

b ) Government people (you see what I did there - deliberately vague and intriguing so you ask more, my friend)
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post Apr 13 2008, 11:58 PM
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QUOTE(nomadic @ Apr 13 2008, 07:40 AM) *

a) A carrot grader is someone who stands in front of a machine full of passing carrots assessing them fit for Marks & Spencers or not. After a couple of hours it is like being on hallucinogenics (allegedly) and the carrots begin to “walk”. Another British term for this is “riddling”.


I did this one summer while I was at university (except with peas not carrots). Paid about five times as much as any other casual job I've ever had*, but I hated it at least 10 times as much. Mindbendingly (literally, as nomadic says) boring. Put me off peas for life, too.

* Unions, gotta love 'em: 12 hour nightshift 7 days a week = 72 hrs/week at nonstop triple time plus shift allowance. Been a long time since that's been the case in NZ, but t'were good while it lasted.


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post Apr 14 2008, 04:06 AM
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QUOTE(hdh @ Apr 13 2008, 11:58 PM) *

QUOTE(nomadic @ Apr 13 2008, 07:40 AM) *

a) A carrot grader is someone who stands in front of a machine full of passing carrots assessing them fit for Marks & Spencers or not. After a couple of hours it is like being on hallucinogenics (allegedly) and the carrots begin to “walk”. Another British term for this is “riddling”.


I did this one summer while I was at university (except with peas not carrots). Paid about five times as much as any other casual job I've ever had*, but I hated it at least 10 times as much. Mindbendingly (literally, as nomadic says) boring. Put me off peas for life, too.

* Unions, gotta love 'em: 12 hour nightshift 7 days a week = 72 hrs/week at nonstop triple time plus shift allowance. Been a long time since that's been the case in NZ, but t'were good while it lasted.


Ahhh... I've done green beans and chicory slicing....potatoes on the riddler machine out in the autumn fields (great when you get a soggy rotten one or a rabbits head come up the shoot - very Mad Max), I've picked strawberries and rougued wheat fields......oddly I miss it all now that I am a grown up with a proper job. Well maybe not the grown up bit.
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post Apr 24 2008, 02:12 AM
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a) A carrot grader is someone who stands in front of a machine full of passing carrots assessing them fit for Marks & Spencers or not. After a couple of hours it is like being on hallucinogenics (allegedly) and the carrots begin to “walk”. Another British term for this is “riddling”.


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post Apr 24 2008, 11:10 AM
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How about the things we DO to earn the almighty dollar.


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post Apr 25 2008, 12:59 AM
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QUOTE(introducinlyric @ Apr 24 2008, 03:12 AM) *



the things you learn.....smile.gif

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post Apr 29 2008, 12:30 AM
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This is a fab topic, I just found this! (Yeah I know I bet everyone is thinking, we can't keep her out of anything....)!
Anyway, my jobs have been newspaper round (very short), worked in a florist when I was at school, then Secretary/PA from 16 years old to 35 years old!! Now I am a homemaker!
My best job was working as a PA at ITV plc, the largest tv company in the UK! And in Bahrain it was as PA to the CEO of a local Bahraini Insurance company (very nice, very easy job and tax free)!
Have to go back to London and find work again now, would like to do something different though, but not sure what, that still gives me time to spend with Alex (my son)! I would like to work from home though.... and write books!
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post Aug 22 2008, 06:46 AM
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Currently I guess my job is IT.
Been in sales and advertising.


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post Sep 5 2008, 07:21 AM
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Before Uni I did stuff for a few independent record labels, and a music store.

Post Uni I ended up in Insurance, finally doing Catastrophe Analysis. It was enjoyable, but ultimately I wanted to see the world, and not just an office.

No idea at all what I'll do when I get back home.


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post Sep 5 2008, 01:31 PM
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My jobs:
Camp counsellor (age 16-18)
Shoe salesperson at The Bay, fired from this one (age 17)
Pizza place hostess and "gofer", got fired (age 17)
Lingerie and "novelty" store clerk (age 18)
Breakfast waitress at a Comfort Inn (age 17 and again at 20)
Truckstop waitress, got fired (age 18)
Burger King, also fired (age 18)
Government "geography officer" (age 23)
Librarian and editor at the Ottawa Sun (newspaper) (age 23-26)
Broadcast media monitor (age 25-26)
TravelPod! (age 26)


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post Sep 5 2008, 01:46 PM
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Aw, I'll try not to, thanks!


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post Sep 8 2008, 06:43 AM
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Before Uni:
Bakery shop assistant - got fired on my 14th birthday.. awww
Cashier at the Co-op
Victorian Shoe Shiner

During Uni:
Shop assistant at Jeffrey Rogers
Usher at The Tricycle Theatre
Steward at Wembley Arena (That was good, lots of free gigs!)
Barmaid at The Refectory in North London

After Uni:
Barmaid, again
Various temping jobs
Sales Support Administrator for a Server reseller
Admin Support for the CSCI
Started my own company selling cardboard cutouts
PA for a TV Presenters Agency in London (got fired - eep!)
One tiny voiceover gig for Sky (my other half was working there at the time. Ooh nepotism! Didn't get paid for it though!)
More temping
Back to running my company again.
Travelling

That is a lot of jobs now that I write it down!
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post Sep 8 2008, 11:58 AM
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QUOTE(helenbels @ Sep 8 2008, 07:43 AM) *

Before Uni:
Bakery shop assistant - got fired on my 14th birthday.. awww



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post Sep 8 2008, 01:09 PM
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lol, what do people generally get fired for...
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post Sep 8 2008, 01:53 PM
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I dunno, I got fired for being "too slow" of a waitress at the pizza place and at the truckstop...

I also got fired for being "incompetent" at the cash register at The Bay.

I also got fired for calling my manager a b!$@% (as a joke) and then refusing to clean the toilet with a toothbrush (they did not have the proper hygienic equipment that I demanded)


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post Sep 8 2008, 04:55 PM
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I got fired from the Bakery for not being able to add up in my head fast enough. I very nearly went down and pushed my double A* for GSCE Maths in his face a couple of years later. Bitter, moi?

As for the other one, I think that it was a "difference of abilities". I had been hired as an administrator and she actually wanted a corporate PA and I wasn't quite up to scratch. Was kind of fated anyway as I moved back home a month later as my mum was ill and I wanted to be near her to help. C'est la vie.
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post Sep 9 2008, 07:45 AM
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Okay, I think I need to be a bit more creative in any attempts I make to get fired. I refused to make the boss tea before... and that didn't even work.
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post Sep 9 2008, 08:25 AM
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You could always just quit.... saves on frustration and extra stress...


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