Since when was Texas a COUNTRY???????
Quiz 1: You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.
(which maybe explains my Texas comment above

And I do like Ice Hockey, but really I'm an Aussie Rules girl!)
Quiz 2: You're Andorra!
Live long and prosper! Or at least live long. You have always seemed destined for great things despite your tiny stature and almost invisible presence. While some think of you as practically a newborn, you're actually quite the old soul. And you've developed ways to stay popular, primarily consisting of giving things away. While you enjoy the sun, you're still a little scared of basking.
(Um...a little research is probably in order. All I know is that they speak French, and I"m not even sure I'm on the ball with that...)