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[starlagurl]

http://www.eyeflare.com/article/pilots-and...life-exchanges/

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:

Unknown aircraft: "I'm f...ing bored"

Tower Air Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately".

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid."








Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124."

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway".

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"

Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers...."







Funny. There are more at the link at the top.

[kathryn77]

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124."

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway".

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"

Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers...."

LOLOLOL!!!!! I bet you're glad you're veggie now! You should add that to that forum, ha ha!!

[kathryn77]

Those were hilarious!!! I didn't know the pilots could hear and speak to each other...!! I thought it was just with the control tower - I'm glad it's not, as there's some funny pilots out there!!!

Thought the irate female "wife" one was hilarious, and this one too...

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

.....but they were all funny!

[jeremystravels]

I wonder if those German / English ones are real. It seems like they are too good to be a real occurrence.

[kathryn77]

I wonder if those German / English ones are real. It seems like they are too good to be a real occurrence.

As long as they are passenger planes, and they're not armed, I guess it would have been jovial, and won't start a 3rd World War

I hope they all saw the funny side anyway as we have when reading them

[raniroo]

These are hilarious....I am sure there is many more funny remarks and retorts out there....