Traveling around the world as an Anglophone can be pretty funny. Most people try to speak English, but they don’t all quite get it.
This worldwide phenomenon has spawned such websites as Engrish.com among many others. Here at TravelPod, we’ve got our own assortment of funny signs. Some of them more coherent than others…
1. “Don’t throw coins in crocodiles mouths”, Bangkok, Thailand
"Please don't throw coins in crocodile's mouths. It might cause them death"
“I have a hodge-podge of various new pictures to upload, from Lauren and Halloweeen, to a festival, and most notably from when we went to the zoo! The pictures will pretty much explain themselves, and there are a lot of pictures of animals so I thought that I would give everyone a Thai language lesson with it too.” – Schipper
2. “This place danger” in Gyangze, China
"This place danger. Take devious route."
Our final activity was a hike up the Gyantse Dzong – an old fort in the middle of town. We had the fort to ourselves not a tourist or Tibetan was there. We took it slow going up (man can we feel the altitude here – or we’re really out of shape!) but the view was worth it – we could see the entire town, the monastery, and the Himalayas in the distance. Not a bad way to see the sunset! – Carlaandmike
3. “Guests are requested…” in Broome, Australia
Rachandstu found this sign at a bar on the beach in Broome, Australia
“To celebrate being in a town, we went out for dinner at a bar on the beach where we sat with our pizza and drinks – (a glass of cold wine for Rachel – what a novelty!) and watched the sunset.” – Rachandstu
4. “Passengers Attention” – Beijing, China
Lucy_and_adele found this warning sign in Beijing, China
We climbed enough steps to do us a lifetime. The older section of the wall was really cool. All rubble and broken steps. when our legs couldn’t handle much more, we went to get the cable car back to the car park. They were out of order, of course! – Lucy_and_adele
5. “Be cautionary to fall into water” – Shangri-La, China
Fredtrip found another example of Engrish in Shangri-La, China
I was positively surprised by Shangri La. Few tourists here, colder weather (we are at 3200m), a lot of Tibetans and a pleasant living old city.
The city was originally called Zhongdian but some locals decided to change its name to make it more attractive to tourists. New name comes from James Hilton’s 1933 bestseller: Lost Horizon.. – Fredtrip
6. “The top of an… wha?” – Jeju City, South Korea
Jknoff22 thought this sign was amusing in Jeju City
“If you can’t read it, it says, “The top of an election is a clean election.” Now say it as a Korean would, changing the “l’s” to “r’s” and you have an enigmatic yet very funny sign.” – Jknoff22
7. “Smoke is billowing” – Hachioji, Japan
Tothemoon found this strange sign in Japan
I’m glad the trip ended up much better than it started, but I kinda don’t ever wanna go on vacation again. – Tothemoon
8. “Premarital sex” – Telluride, USA
78ers found this sign humorous in Telluride, USA
“On our way back out to the main road, we drove on a little half gravel/half paved road through a really beautiful area. The road passes the town of Dunton- apparently it’s actually a privately owned ghost town, so I don’t think you can walk around it or anything. But the whole stretch of road was really nice, Silas and I were sort of hating the people who live there!” – 78ers
9. “The grass is smiling at you” – Beijing, China
Bizarreirishsta found this sign in Beijing's Olympic Village
“After our day at the Summer Palace, we made our way to the Olympic Village. We had enough time to get to it and have a snack before it started raining. It didn’t rain much, but just in spurts. The Bird’s Next is quite the architectural design, but definitely more impressive from a distance.” – Bizarreirishsta
10. “Fartshumper” – Olderfjord, Norway
Marksadventures loves Norwegian signs
“This is the only photo worthy of being shown today….another funny Norwegian sign!” – Marksadventures