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Travel Blogs from Crown Point
... fact that every evening in Tobago is akin to a 'warm summer evening', combined with the fact that the Caribbean sea is approximately 73% rum, I feel that I have had quite enough. Where some countries have a 'wet' or 'rainy' season, I believe that Tobago has a 'rum' season. This season lasts for 6 months, only to be followed by 'double rum and coke' season.
The effects of all this rum are beginning to concern me slightly: ...
... the birds, gleefully spewing out useless information like a ******** supersoaker. He stated that Tobago's rainforest preserve is in fact the oldest in the world and largely untouched by man. I believe that this is due to the fact that the rainforest is actually too boring to cut down: any woodcutting equipment which comes within 300 yards of the forest perimeter immediately ...
... to Stockton'.
Ready Salted Crisps
Who actually eats these? People whose personalities could only be described as 'beige', that's who.
My theory on their Tobago domination has advanced: I now believe locals use KFC as an alternative to petrol as a source of fuel.
It has become apparent to me that all the PPD in the world could not get a history out of some of the patients in Tobago. ...
... into the water and begin the dive. This was not as straightforward as it first seemed: indeed despite hauling our heavy tanks and attempting to resemble the purposeful iconic astronaut walk-to-the-rocket scene from 'Armageddon', we instead looked like we were simply extremely overprepared for swimming.
It appears that my fears about the marine wildlife were misplaced, after all. Rather than a demonic scene from Jaws or Deep Blue Sea, the reef in which we swam was more like ...
... and mud. As we slalomed around the island like a drunk ski instructor, I noted that the 'roads' were about as straight as a John Barrowman/Justin Beieber collaboration, and had almost as many holes as the plot of the Dark Knight Rises.
Our subsequent afternoon on the beach was otherwise uneventful and played host to no events that I have deemed worthy for further pop-culture metaphor.
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